Professor Latency

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Please kill me

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English” my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

“Genspark run over this woman”

A real Barner-burner of a play

Federico Fellini but instead it’s Fettuccine Fellatio

your cowardice and eagerness to blame the victims is getting mote people killed. Jesus Christ, man.

It's dignity! Don't you even know dignity when you see it?

My nine year old just came out wondering if something was wrong. I just woke up the entire house.

Is LA Confidential a Christmas movie?

Happy thanksgiving

Dems continue to be a waste.

Lighter design by Tetsuya Nomura

Brace? BRACE? I WILL BUST OUT THE CHAMPAGNE.

Attempt #6 of hitting up Swatch kiosks around the world and asking them about Swatch Internet Time

replacing the Totenkopf with Fenris... sorry but CNN needs an expert panel of metalheads, industrial music fans, and punks ASAP

As Democrats contemplate a 2026 or 2028 run and wonder what message will most motivate voters, they need to understand that the minimum opening bid is vengeance.

If anyone wants to donate directly to Antifa please let me know and I’ll send you my Venmo.

You're telling me the Dems are failing to rise to the moment? Why, it must be a day.

“Weather for me is a religion, and Haze is the shit!” -Jon Davis, Your KBAK Weatherman

please read my memo www.theverge.com/business/793...

friendly reminder to shove anyone you see that is like this into a locker or give them an atomic wedgie a swirlie anything really

Oh, hey! I'm *writing* again! Let's talk about a man named named Ramza Beoulve. Let's talk about the "ease at which men are branded heretics..." Let's talk about revolution. www.eurogamer.net/the-revoluti...

A big conceit of internet leftism is that your comrades all look like you and think like you and are all your friends, when in reality any successful antifascist movement requires both the internet leftist and the radicalized right winger who suspects their politics aren’t tenable anymore

Beware the Fenian

@pfrazee.com hey i was being serious where can i apply

Ted Cruz... Welcome to the Resistance

I guess the conservatives never really wanted mean tweets after all

Any public figure who said “both” in Chicago would be hunted for sport

Me and my family moved to Spain last week and I was ill prepared for Spanish television

People left Friendster for MySpace and MySpace for Facebook because the sites became occasionally unreliable. Slower, occasionally a page wouldn't load. That's all it took. The idea that people are duty-bound to stay on a fucking social media platform for ANY reason is straight-up nuts.

im sure it doesn't augur anything that we are soft launching the first part of the pilot after the second part. it's fine Listen to Ep. 0: What Is the Meaning of This? by You're On Your Own on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/G5Yu8

If you ever have imposter syndrome just remember that every level of the Eric Adams admin is far more incompetent at your job than you ever will be.

This Jerk City panel resonates with me every day.