Monstro Elisabethshu

Also trump’s initial impeachment trials were run in a republican senate where mcconnell shuttered that shit to prevent it from getting any news coverage. A democratic senate could actually have a fucking impeachment trial that teaches the american public how many people hegseth has murdered

How will she deal with the consequences of next week’s primary

Can syphilitic dementia make you gay? Was I born with syphilitic dementia?

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Lula Goes HARD

Made a successful gumbo again tonight

And elizabeth holmes as Verity Crawford

seeing both neera tanden and matt yglesias do press runs in the span of a week. i believe in free speech but there are limits.

Doctor Beat should work with Detective Fierce

This is probably the most understated funny thing I’ve heard an athlete say on purpose in my life.

JD Vance greeting Bengals players and most are ignoring him lol

I need to do a tap dance formal performance art piece that informs people that republicans, as a whole, are pro-child abuse. Verbal physical psychological sexual, they love it

like vance, ramaswamy is a hateful, resentful orc of a human being, and the reason i think this will hurt him politically — where this stuff didn’t hurt trump — is that ramaswamy, like vance, is also profoundly unlikeable. he has no charm or charisma or anything. just a dipshit.

All you have to do is watch this clip and you can see exactly why going no-contact with a parent is the best thing for the child to do sometimes. It's so easy to see that there's just no situation where you can imagine that it would be better for Amy Acton to still have a relationship with her.

He’s the most adorable dirtbag in history

Lars Von Trier had to hire a "stunt cock" body double for Willem Dafoe on ANTICHRIST because he's so huge it "confused" audiences and took them out of the movie. (not that i've ever watched Antichrist more than once but still)

Im at the ballroom im at the military complex im at the combination ballroom and military complex

The names sinema and manchin need to be vichy-level signals of complicity with fascism

i dont think some out of state unemployed weirdo from west virginia is the secret weapon susan collins needs www.semafor.com/article/10/1...

Broke: Abolish ICE Woke: Abolish MBA www.nytimes.com/2026/10/18/o...

The gay Instagram influencer that I think may be a human apocalyptic omen and who tries to hide his gay voice by sounding like he’s gargling pudding has taken a boyfriend and gone on a trip upstate

when the CIA attempted to recruit me, they said I could suck any cock on earth. Any I desire. I turned down their offer because i am not Gay

Alito thinks it will soften the blow of complete american societal collapse if we can all make our own moonshine

It’s like they’re letting my boomer ass dad run the republican journalist group chat

Really passive findom behavior by this scammer

So now we know who’s been fucking the horses.

Oh this is fucking funny

The way i would watch the lifetime congresswoman cc cunningham story

Lol she’s a moron, just ditch her

Anybody who says dumb shit like this in public should have rotten fruit thrown at them

oh hell yeah

Seeing people advertise MICHIGAN of all places on my timeline? Not on my watch. Not on my watch.

Hakeem Jeffries: