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Bees. Aberdeen Bestiary, England ca. 1200. Aberdeen University Library, MS 24, fol. 63r. #medieval #MedievalArt

The rules of the quiet carriage are being contravened >:(

AI summary just informed me that Vivaldi’s Gloria soprano part goes up to an F6. Not sure I’ve got my Queen of the Night pants on today.

Wait. Does that bear have nipples? #gbbo

The annual murder-gonk cull is upon us. I hate these things with a passion. Every year at my old job, we'd be instructed to destroy them on sight because they're a massive fire & cancer risk. I've ripped the heads off so many, I feel like some kind of elven serial killer. www.gov.uk/product-safe...

Good morning to everyone waking up to whatever the hell is wrong with America today. Televised executions really are the healthiest sign of a society…

A shadowy network of hedgehogs and owls, operating at the highest levels of the British establishment.

Unfortunately because said little hedgehog is rustling about in broad daylight, I’m going to have to pick it up, weigh it and get in touch with a local hedgehog carer. Autumn juvenile season 🙄

i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward

What’s Rustling In That Leaf Pile?

Hour… 4? Yeah. 4 of travelling home from Leeds and I hate everything. Especially you, Cross Country trains.

Happy mushroom season!

"I have become increasingly convinced that we are heading for a disastrous confrontation and that the 21st century will be remembered for a terrible war between mankind and goats"

Still raining, leaves falling, a bit of a chill… is it nearly spooky season?! 👻

BIG RAIN 🌧️

dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it

Colourful dawn. Photo taken this morning from St Michael's tower on Glastonbury Tor at sunrise.

Clip Art > Science > Failure > Cute My latest @newscientist.com cartoon.

Medusa but her hair is an anaconda

Reminds me of the summer I spent working in a film processing lab. Amazing times. So many dicks. We used to make an extra copy and put it three photos from the front of the stack. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Yes, ha ha ha, YES

Loving this morning’s wordle rage.

Tempted to stay up and watch the USA game but also feel I should get some sleep and be fresh for the morning in case Trump has declared war on Belgium.

Keir Starmer Resigns Amid ‘Not Being Very Good Prime Minister’ Scandal

Shift drink: Reflecting Pool 1oz rum 1oz mezcal .75oz lime .75oz honey barspoon matcha muddled mint

Me when I get Angry Online. #Art #cats

I’m overdue a re-listen of the previous seasons and I can’t wait for this! 🦑

🎶 WE’RE LIVING IN A POWDERKEG AND GIVING OF SPA-A-AAAARKS!! I REALLY NEED YOU TONIGHT, FOREVER’S GONNA START TOO-NI-I-I-IIIITE, FOREVER’S GONNA START TOOOOO-NIIIITE! 🎵 🎤 #catlife

Here's an easter egg in the new Lego Batman that I think all of you will REALLY appreciate. It's so good, I had to make a video.

New garden camera is very good! Here are some scrapping hedgehogs from last night. Eventually got bored and wandered off in different directions. #Springwatch

This is a cat checkpoint. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.

Week 2, Iolo still dry. Must be a record. #Springwatch

Meowie Antoinette

Can you tell a blackbird from a buzzard? I made a game about how the #DawnChorus is changing. I'd 😍 your feedback dawn-chorus-quest.lovable.app Made with open source data, winner of 'best app' at #BathDigitalFestival buildathon. #Birds #DawnChorus #UKBirds #Data #Springwatch #Accessible #Game

I already voted for the meadow brown. #Springwatch

Scientists have discovered a tiny blue octopus lurking beneath the waters near the Galápagos Islands. About the size of a golf ball, the newly identified deep-sea species was found nearly 1,800 meters below the surface during an expedition in the Pacific Ocean.

I am very excited about monoterpenoid-synthesising beetles now. #Springwatch

Caterpillar raaaave #Springwatch

🚨 BEAVERS 🚨 #Springwatch

Baby jackdaws did an absolute number on my pond plants last year. Yeeting them off of the shelf apparently top tier fun. #Springwatch

Quite nice to see a non-damp Iolo too. Poor boy usually drippy. #Springwatch

Hurrah, #springwatch! Currently fascinated by frogspawn and very much hoping for some pine martens.

THE GLORIOUS 25TH. Where we remember the sacrifice of John Keel and others lost at the barricades of Treacle Mine Road. Time to re-read Terry Pratchett’s Night Watch, one of his finest works. I love my Penguin Modern Classics annotated edition 😍 (And Happy Towel Day too, Hitchhikers!) #Booksky 💙📚

Good afternoon here is a photograph of a squirrel with enormous testicles. Hooray for the internet.

"Hello. You are in a toilet. I think you are a pervert. Show me your genitals." - Your average Labour MP, apparently