Dave, admirer of squirrels

This is who Portland Police have always been. Except nowadays they don’t need possums, because they have weapons of war to abuse citizens with.

Frodo and Lula - both with 9 fingers, in good company

Every single statewide elected official makes less than Portland City Council and local county commissions. Congresspeople don’t make much more. The governor makes less than six figures. State legislators aren’t paid a living wage. Want to have our best people doing these jobs? Raise the pay.

Just watched 3 Portlanders turn walk around a corner and face directly south into the sun, and they all reacted like Gollum

Ohio, I know I haven't been back there in a while (sorry) - but land of my birth, please tell me you're not going to fall for pro pedophile propaganda in your governor's race.

Just imagine if Elon gets killed by an exploding "flying" Tesla

At this point we've basically done just about everything you might see as a throwaway joke in an 80s dystopian action movie

tl:dr is adding a state of the art HSR down I-5 with tons of tunnels could actually be cheaper than adding a lane to the freeway, but with the added bonus of cutting travel times, actually addressing congestion, and reducing carbon, noise, and tire microplastics pollution

PORTLAND!!! 

Don't let the political and media establishment gaslight you. You aren't imagining things. 

There is a conservative undercurrent in Portland politics and its well funded. Download a voter guide + social media graphics to spread the word! whosbuyingpdx.com

I’m not on the same side as anyone that throws trans people under the bus. Literally the least you can do is just shut the fuck up.

Damn, Reacher kills a guy with a library

what olivia clark sees

Ah yes, another 70 year old calling millennials "kids" even though we're in our 40s

For Kill the Colonizer day we celebrated with turkey chili and cornbread with maple butter. Not bad!

GIVE ILHAN OMAR A GUNDAM

Dan Ryan should resign. He's a slimeball racist.

Dan Ryan needs to resign

Dan Ryan should resign from the Portland city council.

How come the ones who want more cops also are incredibly shady and committing crimes of their own?

In sweet/serendipitous news, I just ran into one of the houseless youth I met recently and it turns out they live in my building through housing placement support 🥹 They told me the kids at the shelter are still talking about me because they’d never met a politician their age who’d been homeless 😭

I suspect that in the next couple years we'll have good-enough open models that run on much more modest hardware. Already I can run a pretty decent model on my 48GB M4 MacBook, doesn't seem nuts to think efficiency gains will continue.

I just discovered that I can exchange my fake NectarHR.com points for a Tinder gift card. That's possibly the worst gift I can think to give someone.

Why does his picture make him look like a member of Hitler Youth?

Learned this term from the song "Cheeky Bastard" by The Scratch (Irish band): He's got the gansey and the jean shorts Wouldn't be the kind of man that's handy at sports

Boy, sure would be a terrible thing if more people know about how awful the management at some of these places are, would be a shame if they lost business for being chuds

It's the upgrade from PlayStation to PS2

I think it’s unconscionable that we are willing to move heaven and earth to find money for stadiums, but seemingly incapable of doing the same to prevent the closure of schools. My constituents are outraged. They are right to be. There’s still time to fix this, but we’re going to need to lock in.

Will boomers STFU about drinking from hoses? Ridiculous. I drank from the hose too (but straight from the spigot tasted better and wasn't boiling hot) but I don't make it my whole personality.

I spent most of my life in Alaska. Portland is freaking paradise!

Meta's Muse is the evil spawn of Badgey and Moopsy

Smoked pork shoulder tacos with salsa verde and sprouts, roasted broccoli on the side. Just leftovers for breakfast.

Be a hatter not a hater

I KNEW IT!

Yesterday one of teammates accidentally clicked the "Improve my Writing" button in Jira. He cancelled it as quick as he could while sadly saying "I thought my writing was pretty good in this one :("

I propose we no longer call it the gas pedal, but instead call it the juice pedal. Works for gas or electric, and makes you sound like you're from some kind of awesome 80s movie.

You should maybe look at a palak paneer sauce recipe, just change the spices.

This is like that Salvador Dali Abraham Lincoln painting, as it looks like burger patties until you zoom in

Ol Georgie does have an extra R in his name, it's just his family tradition

So Portland cops shot their own K-9 yesterday, right? If the now deceased suspect had done it they would be screaming it from the rooftops. We know cops love shooting dogs, apparently even their own.

This week episode of SNW "Tomorrow's Enterprise" - take a shot every time they say "white hole"

The worst part is that this means in many cases the fraudsters don't have to pay back the money they stole

Here’s a bit more detail about our Fair Share Tax proposal, for those of you who like to dig into the legislative text itself. Here are the changes in the exhibit that describe which firms get relief and which large corporations will see a hike.