Zoe Skyforest

If you're in medicine and you're running some cute little Instagram side hustle you are, in all likelihood, doing a terrible thing you should be ashamed of

I just want to name that people overcame this. Even against a stacked deck, the good fight is worth it. Win or lose, it's worth it. And sometimes the good guys win.

me to my cookware gf

Weather is rainy, grey, miserable and depressing for a Friday evening. But I can't really complain about how pretty the view is behind this wheel. I wish you to always drive a car you love to be in! ❤️

do not, under any circumstances, apply for jobs like this

One friend cut me out when I got upset about them misgendering me ten times in a single day, and that then took down a group chat that lost me a second friend Didn't expect to lose those two when I came out but people surprise you

okay this is officially the word for it

i don't like that adobe express photos took over from whatever my existing screenshotting app was but i'm a 35 year old woman and i simply do not have time to fucking mess around with this garbage

i love seeing a really great youtuber with awesome projects suffering with a sub-500K follower count helps me feel good about not trying

i run like hell from watching any video with an AI thumbnail, it's SO ick

Man this PHP vulnerability is serious

trying to organise a show is always so stressful but I really want this to work out

NOT GREAT, BOB!

there was something really important i was supposed to look up this morning but I got distracted by a rattle in my car and now I can't remember 🥲

PETROL WAS ALREADY TOO EXPENSIVE WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

You can just go to the beach, it's warm now :3

a good soup makes you feel like everything's right in the world. to be clear though, it's not. the soup lies.

I thought I'd discovered the vitamin, once. Had my most productive day in years. Tried to repeat everything I'd taken and eaten that day and it never worked ever again...

You'll never pass as Australian unless you can correctly answer that the VE and VL were the best Commodores, with an honourable mention to the VT.

I know things change over time but every day that goes by has me questioning whether I need to torch my citizenship

Has to be the greatest fall of any Japanese automaker

it's been so good to be so busy that I haven't had time to even look at social media I was just... out, living life...

I have waited. So. Long. For this moment.

newest tech upgrade: leaving an appropriate amount of time to get ready between hangs (it's longer than you think!) do this right and you'll stop upsetting your anxious friends with your lateness

Instruction: do what Dana says *before* someone steals your PC and takes all your data with it

fate is really pissing in my cornflakes this week

still getting really frustrated and upset about things I can't control

funnily enough the most money I ever made streaming was when I had a robot in the countryside that would read your message out and wave a lil' flag if you donated over $5

Not getting the emails I want this week

That's not flying, it's just... falling with style!

Is that a 12V heated thermos?

the bestie boys. like if there was 3 rappers who were best friends. "the bestie boys"

Somebody should, because it's cheaper than rewiring America for 240 V (God's Voltage)

tic tac fits in life saver hole

You can be the greatest fast food reviewer of all time and still find yourself clawing at the walls of a pit of despair

my kingdom for a Boost Juice (bring me a Boost Juice <3)

i wanna put new bearings in my bike but instead i gotta work boooooooo

Lost media

This is pretty much why I quit writing about cars. There was no amount of work that could be done to overcome the algorithmic forces at work that destroyed the economics of the industry.

Love to watch all F1 overtakes in the postage stamp window….

Bethany wore a “Protect The Dolls” t-shirt during rehearsals. The BBC posted it on their socials then quietly deleted and reposted it without showing her from the front. On TV last night they actually blurred the message #Strictly

lost too many friends this year. still hurts every time.

France, also home to the world's somethingest nuclear deterrent

first halloween coming up and I couldn't be less excited.

might get to play a show before year's end and I can't wait

the trick is: bigger silencer

*sends email to try and book show* *instantly starts refreshing email*