Humperbert Engeldinck

Tim Heidecker's Emergency talks *exclusively* to RFK Jr. and how Alex Jones popped like a balloon. @timheidecker.bsky.social

Killtony! Killtoni! Killtoné!

Honestly surprised that I still have the capacity to be surprised by how outwardly racist Republicans are.

Kurt Loder announcing Cobain’s death was the official end of my childhood. It’s seared into my brain. Cant see his face without thinking of it.

Eat shit, lol, and long live The Onion.

I'm sure we've all seen the graphic that lays out the United States ' relationship with slavery. It's good, but I never thought it was quite impactful enough. So I made my own. I've used a few key events, including my birth, to highlight how recent these events are in history. 1 square = 1 year.

I’m old and have a lot less at stake than many people. If I get arrested, I won’t lose my pension. If I get shot, I’ll lose 10-20 years of arthritis getting worse and worse. I have no reason not to rouse a little rabble.

If you spent a dollar per second, it would take nearly 32 years to spend a billion of your dollars. Sorry some folks aren’t cool with you, I suppose.

Some personal news: I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting. Thread incoming. substack.com/@karenattiah...

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

Give me Puglisi or give me death. #godawgs

Fire Mike Bobo and Stacy Searels. #godawgs

There would be no heavy metal without Ozzy. RIP to the king.

We obtained a mysterious box of 1960s electronics. I reverse-engineered it, and with much effort, we got it running. It turns out to be a test unit for testing NASA's Up-Data Link, a system from the Apollo moon landing to control the spacecraft from the ground. Let's take a look inside... 1/n

Beloved Ohio high school soccer star kidnapped by ICE and deported www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

Want to push back against the bigoted attacks targeting trans and gender-nonconforming people? Here are specific ways you can help—with your time, money, and everyday actions.

Now THIS is trans allyship! I have never once regretted my fandom of Katie Nolan 💜

amazingly fucked up that the NYT is uncritically publishing the claim, “Race has some biological reality.” that is, definitionally, racism. textbook.

I attended the Life Surge event in Columbus on Saturday. What I found were several Ohio State football legends helping funnel financially illiterate Christians into an obvious financial scam. www.rooster.info/p/lifesurge-...

Shrinking Website Run By Nazi Psychopath Wants to Improve Its Image www.splinter.com/shrinking-we...

PLEASE don’t buy into Amazon’s booksale this week. They are intentionally trying to eat into profits from Indie Bookstore Day this weekend, a really important annual event for our important community institutions. Check out your local fave or bookshop.org.

Grievances 16-19 in Declaration of Independence 16. "For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world" 17. "For imposing taxes on us without our consent" 18. "For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Jury trial" 19. "For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences"

www.nytimes.com/2017/02/17/b...

Carrie Underwood's ex coming out with a song called "I Think We Should Revisit Whether I Deserved To Get My Car Keyed"

Always wanted to name a band “and more.” Come see Band 1, Band 2, and more, and more!!!

every single one of these guys is an incel loser who thought that being rich would make them popular and well-liked and when it didn't happen they lost their minds even further

100% this. Stop playing “norms” games with a party that is taking a flamethrower to truth.

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...

…said by the guy who is too much of a coward to let people quote him despite being demonstrably willing to do the same: bsky.app/profile/mtsw...

a jazz bar called hornpub

I was preparing to pitch an op-ed on the nationwide protests calling for President Yoon's resignation, aiming to provide global context amid the limited international coverage. Given the urgency, I’m sharing it now. I didn’t expect events to escalate this quickly. #SouthKorea #Democracy

I overcommitted to starter packs and now my feed is insane. Apologies to those I’m unfollowing.

We repeat this experiment (or versions of it) in towns over and over again with the same positive outcome every time but without any resultant widespread policy change.

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Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy

Cormac McCarthy's The Road is about when you have to knock on the door of everybody on your road to warn them you just moved in

Annual morbidity in the 20th century, before and after vaccines: Measles: Before: 530,000, After: 47 Mumps: Before: 160,000, After: 429 Rubella: Before: 50,000, After: 3 Diphtheria: Before: 20,000, After: 2 Smallpox: Before: 30,000, After: 0 Polio: Before: 16,000, After: 0

why is it called incest and not pump kin spice

@blainecapatch.bsky.social do you have a place (other than Twitter) where I can look through your list of worst songs of all time? That is one of the 10 funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life.

@charlotte-fc.bsky.social 👀

November 14, 1995: Seattle's Shawn Kemp with three alley-oop dunks (assisted by Gary Payton, Hersey Hawkins, then Payton again) during a 115-107 win at Philadelphia. Kemp finished with 29 PTS/12 REB/5 BLK and Payton had 19 PTS/11 AST/6 STL for the Sonics. The 76ers' Jerry Stackhouse scored 27 PTS.

The f**kery continues.

Ha. Hahahahahahahahaaha.

Oh good, some more bad news.

Are #Mariners fans here the a) existential dread/there is no floor types or b) eternally hopeful? As the former, I always feel bad discouraging the latter.

Trying to find the appropriate line between relentlessly shitting on everything/everybody who sucks and not dwelling on the negativity to find a path forward. Haven’t found it yet.