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AS IF I DIDN’T HAVE ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT

The Heart is a Hungry Hippo

Sung to the tune of Nick Lutsko's 'Alex Jones as an Indie Folk Song'

Silk gown, Kunstmuseum den Haag, 1810 The headwear is a mystery to me, but the dress is a lovely thing. I don't often see green, but it really works here with the yellow sash. The short puff sleeves and ruched fabric at the hem are perfect too. #fashionsky #fashionhistory #dresshistory #fashion

Some of you have forgotten how to shake your little tush on the catwalk and it shows

Jesus fucking christ

Lula winning is great for the planet, great for Brazil, and great for people who aren't revanchist assholes everywhere in the world, but let's not forget that it's also going to make some of the worst people on Earth extremely sad and mad. We should enjoy that, as a little treat.

That is what "to the pain" means. It means I leave you in anguish… wallowing in freakish misery forever.

he just like me fr

You Got It 👍🏻 #RoyOrbison

NO MORE DESCENDANTS OF SOMBER CULTURES FROM PLACES WHERE IT RAINS A LOT!!

I only want to be conscious enough to appreciate being unconscious.

American Trump shills losing their minds over Lula winning Brazil is giving me the pep I need to look my best.

Skipping joyfully in the fall has an entirely different feeling to it, especially in the old graveyard, even a zombie can pronounce tra la la and then it's cynicism that's dead

🐸Spotted stream frog (Pulchrana picturata) Max. size for males 40 mm (1.6"), for females 70 mm (2.8"). Found in forests close to rivers and streams on the island of Borneo. Considered Least Concern by the IUCN. 📷by kuritafsheen77 on Freepik

We all want someone who can find us on the other side of everything else

That old catchphrase was right. It was no moon, it was a space station. Tides are a robot. Moods are what you plug into. The mysteriously romantic ambience of night, good old fashioned jailbreaks for kissing

“The Inn has a bad name, but it’s all rather mediocre.”

more of this please

"Straighten Up and Fly Right" is a 1943 song written by #NatKingCole and #IrvingMills and one of the first vocal hits for #theKingColeTrio. It was the trio's most popular single, reaching number one on the #HarlemHitParade for ten nonconsecutive weeks.

POLL: Which is the best DUNE movie? A.) Tremors B.) Beetlejuice

I am indescribably chuffed to learn about the existence of Hoglet Hotline.

I had that dream again.

Garden of Earthly Delights

Back in the day you could look at the internet for up to an hour without getting mad.

"are you going to be ok?" no i am going to be weird, just like yesterday

Telling the moon about my day

This is Nathaniel. He’s gotten bigger than he was when we first moved in. He had a wife, but she’s braced her independence and lives on the opposite side of the ceiling. Thanks for tuning in on this episode of The Spiders of Our Lives.