🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated

Sharia law but just for what needs to happen to RFK jr

Hey guys AI and the economy is going so good we are laying off 25% of our employees at Microsoft. They’re just totally useless now with our new AI products replacing them. Which products you ask? Hang on I’m getting a call.

In H3s attempts to further copy RoosterTeeth they needed to add in some sex crimes

Called by @ndrew.bsky.social

I do not understand why we are bombing Iran, their crude oil isn’t even packed with protein

Ethan Klein destroys podcast through affair with 27-year-old ingénue intern is something I’ve been forced to understand by the media in the last 48 hours

if you’re still in line to post a picture of Jair Bolsonaro in the hospital STAY IN LINE

boy it sure seems like the main threat to democracy everywhere across the globe is right wing media and certain social media companies

“protein enriched chocolate chip cookie” is kinda the perfect synthesis of the conflicting american male desires to be a spartan warrior and also five years old

Best thing is she probably relayed this anecdote herself, presenting it as a win. Just dunking on her own daughter like Shaq to juice the stock price .00001 cents

Keeps happening

That’s kafkaesque, playa

ABBOTT: Japanese developers today have unique names, like FromSoftware COSTELLO: From what ABBOTT: FromSoftware COSTELLO: I thought you said it was from Japan ABBOTT: It is COSTELLO: But what's the name of the developer ABBOTT: FromSoftware COSTELLO: The Software's From Japan, though ABBOTT: Yes

when someone's linkedin bio says they're a "Founder" it's the quickest way to identify them as a cold blooded sociopath who would slit your throat for your pocket change

There are individual cats with 3 billion views

Sekiro is a masterpiece.

Has anyone considered that we didn’t get smarter after Theranos and a lot of this “Claude hacked github autonomously” shit is more credulous reporting?

🎶you’re not just naturally skinny that’s just you’re 20s🎶

Good times create weak men. Weak men create hard times. Hard times create hard men. Hard men create harder times. Now we have the hardest men. The hardest men anyone has ever seen. Look at that jawline. Not like JD and that awful beard. I kid JD we all love JD don’t we folks.

We tried "everyone is entitled to an opinion" for three straight decades and all we have to show for it is four thousand cases of measles and a death cult running the government. It's time for people who don't know what they're talking about to shut the fuck up.

leftists circling back and ending up on the Republican side of the Elian Gonzalez debate lmao

Anyways, what I’ve gathered from the case is that they were hitting him with professionalism stuff for his refusal to stop tweeting but once he vague posted about vengeance or something they terminated him for threats. Unbelievable L they were letting him slide until then , he will not see Valhalla.

It has come to my attention that many people are unaware that the person who figured out that the private key was 4 was a Something Awful forums goon: forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.p...

@mayorwu.boston.gov you need to do this as soon as the green line upgrades are done queen

POET II Trial Results: I have discontinued the antibiotics that were in the pillbox and which you were recommending for two weeks more Forgive me they were nasty and stopping was non-inferior

William Carlos Williams' roommate:

Date night at a local steakhouse is the most America B thing you can do

Hahahahaha

Brad lander going to Israel to stop human rights abuses - bad Brad lander going to Israel to do Aliyah - good

I love getting NYT notifications. It’s always a fun guess whether it’s gonna be “President Hitler sells democracy to finance racism laser” or “bendigo Fletcher on turning 30 and why grapes are the new avocados again”

Starting a clinic to cure post finasteride syndrome in men with the Havana syndrome gun

Vivek Ramaswamy's Wikipedia Page is a collection of some of the most horrifying sentences ever composed

It’s crazy how much fraud Elizabeth Holmes did, but it’s even crazier to me. How many lab workers had to have known and just not said anything.

What a guy. What a guy! You love him folks. Tight body. Hairless. Blue all over. Great feet. The fastest feet. They call him the blue blur. I started calling him that first. They won’t tell you that but I said it first. That’s not a hedgehog that’s the blue blur. Now knuckles is a nasty one.

The popular monsters of the era reflect the cultural zeitgeist. In the 2000s, it was zombies. In the 2010s, it was vampires. And now, it's women!

Acton got a big boost and I hope she wins but she has some absolutely dogshit views that are incompatible with making this country not dogshit.