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Where tf do you think you are, people with American flags all over their cars, houses & bodies?

Show me the best sports photo of all time

I can’t believe he made that catch either, Buddy

$5 to the first person that knows what movie the movie in the poster is from

HISTORY.

performing some magic at my daughter’s birthday party i put a coin in my hand, close it, then reach behind one of the kid’s ears & slowly open it again to reveal that the coin has disappeared. i then look everyone dead in the eyes, “the disappointing reality of life. ta-daa.”

the least masculine thing a man can do is judge another mans masculinity

The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese

Apparently I just discovered a new level of asshole

*swivels a chair around and sits on it backward to connect with the kids* I think you should stop worrying about LOOKsmaxxing and start worrying about BOOKsmaxxing

it’s crazy they haven’t named a hurricane ‘kramer’ yet.

At the same time the Vice President of the United States heads to Hungary to campaign for putin’s lapdog

they’re so goddam stupid they fucked up surrendering

Driving over a deep pothole that feels like the axel of your car got ripped off is what everyday under the trump administration feels like

Might be the best sign I’ve seen in years

Idk why this dude reminds me of a little cobra sometimes. Cutest cobra in the world too

When you skip intro but still have to watch the last 5 seconds of said intro.

THE NEWS: gas prices are nearing record highs ME: *hasn’t left my house for like 6 years* oh no

Cam Skateboo’s a moron?

“Many technological systems, when examined for context and overall design, are basically anti-people. People are seen as sources of problems while technology is seen as a source of solutions.” - Ursula Franklin, “The Real World of Technology”

Let this sink in. Four years ago, the US expected Ukraine to fall within days and even withheld military aid because they thought it’d be wasted. Today, the US — the most powerful nation on earth — is asking Ukraine for military aid. Never underestimate Ukraine. Arm them to win.

Netflix won't counter Ellison's offer. Ladies and gentleman, the full right wing power grab is here and will now be beamed into every home on CBS, CNN, HBO, movies from Warner and Paramount. about.netflix.com/en/news/netf...

florida is the birthplace of the boomereich

Yes, the cornered animals will be getting really aggressive

putin really got trump to give him 10 billion dollars of US taxpayer money - man the champagne bottles gotta be popping at the kremlin

You don’t have a brand. You have an insatiable need for attention and low self esteem

The community note is the icing on the cake.

Never thought I’d say this and I’ll probably never say it again but good job by Elon Musk on this one

Like, The Washington Post Opinions section is simply not a thing that we need to acknowledge any more.

To understand what's going down at WaPo, this information is essential. The tech bros brought Trump to power, and the are exploiting their hold on the administration to accumulate wealth in an obscene fashion. The last thing they want is a newspaper running exposés that mess things up.

When money and power protect abusers instead of victims, the system itself is broken. Trump didn’t invent that reality — he took advantage of it. And until the system changes, accountability will remain optional for the powerful.

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Came across this clip I made from an audiobook that came out in 2018 and it’s unfortunately even more relevant today

Donald trunk took out full page ads in the all the major American newspapers in 1987 calling for end to NATO after returning from a KGB funded trip to moscow and today everyone is acting surprised that he’s trying to submarine the alliance. It’s maddening and embarrassing how unprepared we are

he has been since the 1980s. Now he’s finally able to execute the kremlin’s plan to destroy the United States from within

If ya don't want political reactions in your factory Don't bring politicians into your factory Seems really simple

maybe the 6 month old they tear gassed was driving right at them, maybe think about that before you pass judgement

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ICE agents are stalking the streets of Minneapolis demanding that random brown people provide proof of citizenship. We good with that, America? I thought we learned this lesson back in World War II, but I guess not.

Chinese water torture but with teams notifications

The only good thing I’ve seen in the last 12 months is Jake Paul getting his jaw broken

He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances. -- U.S. Const. amend. I.