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And now back to my full time job, texting the word "stop" to every living Democrat.

And I said WHAT about BREAKfast at TIFFany's And SHE said WHY are you TALKing like THIS and

it's so goofy to believe making software that mimics human thought is related in any meaningful way to making software that thinks. building the most amazing lifelike animatronic horse the world ever saw does not represent progress if your goal is to create a real horse. huge waste of time actually

If you build it, they will come.

i’m out here trying to be the best ohio rando of the 26-27 NYC season baby!!!

INSTAGRAM FLOP ERA

fully convinced that instagram is the worst it’s ever been

i just watched an episode of the sopranos no one should ever have to watch and NO don’t ask me which one !!!!

every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries

one of my favorite character arcs in television, a true joy to watch

how to describe vibes without saying the word vibes hmm

oh cool do one for women

it's like he thinks he gets to take it with him when he dies

i wept and wept and wept and wept

i dno who needs to know this but there is a working payphone in the pinball museum in red hook and unclear whether its the sound quality or the general experience but it felt like quite literally calling into the past

i saw the sexiest cutting board today

french teacher asked what central air conditioning was today and i tried to explain, i dno dude it's in the walls

ozzie at the canal gowanOZZIE

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

BLESS

millennials taking their gen z coworkers to the craft beer bar for 5-7 lunch ipas

mario kart is making us all racecar drivers

hello to my many, many friends and fans. my new book EXTRA comes out next summer!

iphone 13 mini gets so hot u can use it as a heating pad

man NYC people really love partiful

let's stop using the 'word' maxxing to describe ... anything

nashville should do this www.nyc.gov/main/municip...

sitting SO politely waiting for my mac and cheese

this is brand new information

have been supporting this campaign from afar and i think u should go vote for Kat today !!!

do new york now

Honestly pretty impressive to have the same name as the worlds most famous guy and become famous anyway

Hot Leo is back

Chotiner: i’m just wondering if your nostalgia for friday night lights leads you to be overly forgiving to the show in a way you’re not towards other shows with less serious flaws that don’t have the same memories attached to them. Do you think that’s possible? Me: Well, maybe Chotiner: Possibly.

Chotiner: So Friday Night Lights is your favorite tv show? Me: definitely. One of the best ever. Chotiner: So you’re a big fan of season two, i take it. Me: Well, I don’t know about that. Chotiner: But you think, and i’m quoting you here, it’s “one of the best ever”? Me. No, Isaac. No. Hang on.

JUST found out you can tap back with any emoji and not just the first five that show up wowowwoowwwwwwww

this is beanz , a neighborhood dog

things are bad here are two cute dogs head to tail

if given a kong or bone, he will *not* give it back or let go of it. so, on a walk it went.

just watched basic instinct for the first time ama

is everything a little less fun now or am i just 38, an investigation

if you live in nyc and have decided the upcoming blizzard is your last straw, plz text if you'd like me to take over your lease xoxoxoxoxo

do NOT TRY TO EXPLAIN IT TO ME

I STILL DO NOT REALLY KNOW WHAT *CAMP* MEANS