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i heard you only get to play as donkey kong for the opening hour or two on the tanker. the rest of the story is told from the perspective of diddy kong as he infiltrates the “big peel” bananaspill containment facility on a hostage rescue mission, manipulated by unseen players in a larger game (1/14)

just impulse bought this gargantuan thing…i have to keep it in my car for a couple days before my one Friend Who Lifts Stuff is available, but fortunately it’s just too gosh darn heavy to steal. you’d need an Ocean’s Numerical Film’s worth of guys to pull it off

the older i get the more i wish there existed a Device that could reset the internet, AI, and a few other technologies worldwide to a permanent early 2010s state. no critical thought here; it just sounds nice

Ghoulish shit to read, even more embarrassing to write "we do not take this decision lightly" anyway "EA SPORTS"

i’m not an expert on the stuff but this thread sure did make me grateful for my adblock

there exists in this world perhaps no greater example of a game that rocks and sucks at the same time

"Port by Devil-System & GPT." Serious question: what is the fucking point of all this retroslop? I can play Alien 3 on other systems easily? It's not 1993, I don't only have an Amstrad CPC and a Game Boy anymore. Retro ports are interesting for the human *craft* this is just digital landfill

getting some real Winston Niles Rumfoord vibes from this one

this new deadlock update is going to be the one that sends it into the stratosphere. your cousin who has a computer but only plays rainbow six siege is going to be talking about it in a few weeks. plus…look at these guys! (vote solomon btw)

Opening 'Puyo Puyo Sun' PlayStation

just saw The Last Black Man in San Francisco and man, it sucks that jonathan majors turned out to be such a bastard, because he sure was compelling in his role. guy really speedran the success-to-right-wing-grift pipeline. great movie though! curious to see more from jimmie fails and joe talbot!

ball detector is smoking and sputtering. an all-timer auteur album

now this is What the Fuck I’m Talking About

i just feel like matt damon was a weird pick for mario is all

good morning

this level! and this song!

there was a time when i would have gone to bat for fortnite as the best multiplayer game of all time, but that was years before the AI darth vader thing, which was the last in a line of increasingly repugnant straws for me. this is just the logical next step for such a floundering idiot parade

please consider the following

As a US politician you can routinely call for, and use your considerable power to vote for and agitate for the deaths of tens of thousands of innocent people around the world and it doesn't count as killing them for some reason. A person who does that is not a killer for some reason.

they should invent an alarm that detects if you are already up and automatically turns off for the day

Democrats if you told them not to do insider trading

Hostess Discontinues Physical Twinkies https://theonion.com/hostess-discontinues-physical-twinkies/

this is a beautiful step towards true gender equality, but men have yet to even pay off the interest for yoko from gurren lagann

uncle who constantly rants that there is actually only one sprouse and he played both zack and cody

every time i see people taking the stairs in FF7 Remake I wonder how many people never even see some of Barret's best lines in the game because they're exclusive to the elevator route

Calvin and Hobbes strip that says it quite well;

eight dragon ball z seconds

Me if I was a Spurs fan right now:

i sure am tired of being let down by relatively cool game announcements that are later asterisked as corrupted by The Enemy

BREAKING: Seymour Guado was thunderously booed at tonight's Blitzball game

btw this is who runs Tupac's estate