evil dead bern

technically "I Wish" by Skee-Lo is a song about having body dysmorphia

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i think a really good joke in a production of wicked would be when elphaba's mom is having the tryst where elphaba is conceived, the father turns out to be shrek

coming february 2027 from blumhouse

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why do we always post here? i guess we'll never know. but every bsky poster would watch a muppet show.

as a child it's fine to have a hobby, but when you grow up it prefers to be called hobert.

you know they killed lindsey graham just to distract us. RELEASE THE MITCH FILES.

do do-not-track next

estate sales are the modern-day version of looting a corpse

mfin tree just won at solitaire

this slaps honestly

i have a new job where if you're hospitalized you can pay me to rush into the hospital, talk to a receptionist and then a doctor, and then stand sadly at your bedside. i'm lossfully employed.

google has replaced the google meet camera logo with a yellow tang

there’s music for literally every activity

mother's day is a ploy by Big Mother to sell you more mother

“excellent rowing, men! but you know what? I think we should once again lash me to the mast.” “but the sirens are well behind us, king odysseus—“ “sirens? what are you..? oh, right! yeah. yes! well, you know, you can never… you can never be too careful. lash me up, boys! tight!”

i don't think a single day to celebrate star wars is enough, which is why earlier this year i observed an entire month: imperial march

We Have 17 Sights to Show You -- You Won't Believe Number 11!

Isn’t that the truth.

Me on my first day back to work after my vacation: Fuck I need a vacation

the falcon cannot hear the falconer, charlie brown

vote harder, that'll fix this

i'm on a tight deadline to build a small frankenstein but so far i only have one of the body parts i need. i've gotten a little behind.

This is my daughter, Hormuz, and my son, Fafo

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

United Airlines has updated its contract of carriage to stipulate that "passengers who fail to use headphones while listening to audio or video content" can be refused travel or removed from the aircraft. https://cnn.it/4lKOYx1

republicans are in charge of everything and they are getting everything theyve ever wanted and doing everything theyve ever wanted and the world is on fire and the global world order is collapsing. is there a correlation? who can say

i bought an electric guitar made out of palladium. it's pretty metal

hmm? no, no relation, but i am a big metal fan.

me spending money on fun stuff: haha fuck yeah!!! yes! me working to earn money: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck.

wrong answers only

please... my tones... they are so def...

C. S. Lewis tried to warn us about AI

are you there god? it's a me, mario

tech bro is short for technically broken

thanks @jnd.bsky.social

who wuthers the wutherers?

no disrespect, but I'm not subscribing to your Substack for reasons that should be obvious if you google words like "substack" and "nazis"