Robert Hanley

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'Pumpkin Spice Time' dates to 1500s. 'Why are there Christmas Decorations on the shelves already? Season' came about in 1153. 'Oh God I love my kids but thank God they're not in the house all day anymore' popularized in 13 BCE

And all the spooky scary skeletons and grim grinning ghosts will look up and shout "Mr. Purple People Eater, don’t eat me!"... and I'll look down, and whisper "Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?"

Pretty Woman (Blue)

The Counter of Monte Cristo

Can the new cutting-edge AI models die of dysentery? They at least behave as if they do, according to a recent study.

The IOC told me crocodiles keep eating its athletes so I asked how many athletes they have and they said they just go to the list of alternates and get new athletes afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding Olympic athletes to crocodiles and then the color commentators started crying.

Vehicle was clean and driver was polite but kept stopping to drill holes in trees. 3.5 stars.

Now having a midlife existential crisis about not doing anything interesting with my midlife existential crisis.

2027... that's the year I turn it around. Just need... the right calendar 📆 amazon.com/gp/product/B0GF98HRPD

You can take the boy out of the Bronx...

Rough Draft vs Final Draft

September is Baby Safety Month. Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.

Heads up windows 11 users, microsoft now has this setting enabled by default. Be sure to disable it :]

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Poker, a few years back. He went all-in with four of a kind. I can still picture that smug grin falling from his face when I revealed my straight flush. Biggest pot I ever won. I do kind of miss going outside in the daytime, though.

A lot of great roles being mentioned today, but I also think he's underrated as the perfect evil scientist Dr. Anton Sevarius in Gargoyles. A memorable villain on a show filled with memorable villains.

every billionaire & tech mogul, they all want to be adored & celebrated without doing the things Dolly did with a fraction of the power & money. What she had, she gave away. I'm sure she was comfortable (& that's good!). But she just relentlessly helped. It's not that difficult. Love. Care. Help. 💚🌸

🚨BREAKING: Our union of over 12,000 baristas are officially calling for a Starbucks boycott. Read this statement penned by Starbucks workers on why a boycott from ALL customers, allies, and organizations is necessary to fight back against corporate greed:

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Next season on The Pitt:

Ready for your Avengers Doomsday homework? Marvel has released a watchlist of 15 movies and TV shows you should watch before December 18 rolls around:

Spread Me is out in paperback today!! Everywhere you buy books!! Go touch one!!!

Food By Irene

Sappho, completing a pile of trademark applications:

Happy War on the Sky everybody. youtu.be/fBRqfdMDbvw?...

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆 New York defeats San Antonio 4-1 in the NBA Finals, capturing their third championship in franchise history!

Because if there's one thing we know God really appreciates, it's building a tower as tall as possible.

A live look at the Maine Democratic primary:

“When I heard James say he was going to pick up some groceries, that was one thing, but when he told me he also wanted to do his laundry, I realized he was pushing himself way too hard,” said roommate Aaron Steiner

Now they can all get jobs as PIs when they retire from astronauting.

I believe this was also the reasoning behind Zoobilee Zoo.

JUST IN: North Carolina's Dem lawmaker Carla Cunningham gave the GOP the decisive vote to pass a law forcing police to comply with ICE. She said "all cultures are not equal." She just lost reelection BIG in the Dem primary to a progressive pastor & activist, Rodney Sadler. 70% to 22%! Context:

Doomscrolling is the weaponization of literacy

i worry that a 5-year stretch of nothing but ads for NFTs, bitcoin, and AI is a long enough gap that this nation's once-great advertising industry will forget how to sell a product people actually want

“You there, boy, what day is it?” “New Year's Day, sir.” “Then I haven't missed-wait, New Year's?” “Yes, sir. You've been asleep for a week.” “And Tiny Tim? Is he…?” “Dead. Whole city blames you.” “… shit.” “And some transparent guy in chains has been laughing his ass off on your doorstep.”

Starting the year off on the right foot: