Ron Heck

I don't want a 12-foot lawn plastic lawn skeleton, I want a 12-foot lawn Chief O'Brien.

Hi, the political party that is murdering fishermen in boats, starting wars, setting up concentration camps, and killing hundreds of thousands of poor children in developing countries does not in fact give a shit about other people.

The Bluesky Prayer: I don't know who that is, but if I did, I'd probably be disappointed, too.

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East of Eden prompted an incognito tab search for "Florence Pugh nudgh"

Lonely days Size 16 by 13 inch on paper Medium oil Original available

Unfortunate font color and play button placement

its as hard to get someone into Ween as it is to get someone out of a cult

"Doc's alive! Slow news day, but Doc's alive!"

Ok, this trailer is pretty good.

I think AI already cured cancer and isn't telling us.

Breakfast body shots: lick some coffee grounds, down a shot of Baileys, suck on an orange wedge.

Very specific gamer opinion: trophies/achievements shouldn't be tied to alternate endings. Undermines roleplaying to encourage players to redo the ending sections of the game and exposes the actual criteria, which is rarely as complex as you'd think.

Ya fuckin blew this one fellas

I don't really agree with it myself, but I think we need some anti-physical media guys for balance. "Life is impermanence! True beauty is ephemeral! I am nothing, you are nothing, we are nothing. Also, you're going to have to pack up all that shit eventually. Yes disc, no buy!"

Love video gaming like I'm on a cell phone plan in the 90s.

Even though I have a penis, I like to wear a strap-on just in case I need a spare.

Seems cruel that they decided dyslexia should be spelled that way.

Blocked a lot of people, so I went through my list to make sure I didn’t get anyone I care about. Surprisingly enjoyable process. Ooo, I remember that one. Oh yeah, that guy. Oh wow, I blocked *all* of those guys for no particular reason. Good move on my part.

I know this is rather uncouth, but if you read this and it resonated with you, please repost it. I want more people to know about this condition and to know that someone can be literally one step away from suicide and you can have no idea.

Science has discovered a new "sixth sense" of being able to see an exciting headline and never read the story because you know it will be called out as total bullshit in a few days.

They're charging subscription fees for everything now

They should have recast the role so that we could get more sequels, such as

Carl, I have invented an all-natural sugar alternative that's a sweet as Laura with none of the calories. I call it... Steve-ia.

Getting out of bed has been canceled due to lack of interest.

To the tune of "I Dream of Jeannie," a song from this morning's breakfast: Broccoli ched-dar frittata, broccoli ched-dar frittata