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Oh my God that ending in LA #eltrafico

Detroit!

Dortmund haven’t had a 0-0 home game in over 140 games (as said by Derek Rae on the broadcast just now) and they also have to come up with stuff for people to not be on their phones. What a time to be alive

Apple and Android could create a spam filter that successfully blocks 99.9% of political texts today but they choose to let those get through. They choose to let you get blasted by these annoying texts every day.

The match was awful, but this tifo by #fccincy was incredible

Nominating this top-class Beavercreek, Ohio, display I stumbled across this morning for the 2026 Ballon d'Gore – a prize I literally just made up – given to the best soccer-themed Halloween decoration of the season. Any other worthy nominees out there?

The “Get a point against Bayern” group chat everyone saw coming

It should be illegal to release podcasts on Friday. I'm still catching up!

It's the start of the FC USA Meetup tonight! We'll be at Future Days Beer Company tonight at 730 to kick things off! Find more info here, and feel free to join us for any of the events this weekend if you're in the area! #effzeh #philly www.effzehusa.com/2026

The juxtaposition between the classic Yankees pinstripes and the egregious "Tampa Bay" Microsoft Word Art gradient is 🫨

“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens

Yankees fans don't be a problem: impossible

I saw that anti Sherrod Brown ad about trans surgery on over the air tv while in Massachusetts. What is happening?

ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...

Show this week We finally got men’s Bundesliga to talk about after coming back from the store. Frauen of course. Then since it is the start of Mascot Month, we rank all Bundesliga mascots on the DnD alignment scale. Who is chaotic good? Thursday at 6pm Central twitch.tv/50plusdoner

Remember when JD Vance tried to troll Bluesky and everyone just blocked him? I wonder if he still posts

Me when I look at the FC Cincinnati October schedule:

I'm a political sicko. And seeing headlines that day "Eric Schmitt is setting the stage for Vance's VP in 2028" is hilarious because I had to look him up to see who he was. I've never heard of this man until he showed his whole ass at the Senate hearing.

Show this week. We sum up the men’s season so far, look at the Frauen Pokal, and announce our Pokal prediction winner For fun hours, we’ll be doing a Hunger Games simulator with Bundesliga mascots, it’ll make way more sense on the show lol Thursday at 6pm Central www.twitch.tv/50plusdoner

Reminder to never use Sticker Mule. Dude's a psycho who is using your money to hurt everyone you care about.

big fan of how absurdly high the quality of this video of a rotating chicken sandwich (which is on wikimedia commons for some reason) is

Your regular reminder that this is a public website and things that you say can and will be used against you.

JK Rowling is Dolly Parton’s Wario.

👀 Sources: MLS is fully returning to the U.S. Open Cup. All 27 U.S.-based MLS teams will participate in a revamped version of the country's longest-running soccer competition 🏆 Reporting with @benwright.bsky.social for @backheeled.com ⤵️

We are the greatest team in the world #effzeh

@cloud9goth.bsky.social’s pride match tifo 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

The situation in Haiti is terrifying. On Sunday, 150 gunmen swept down on a town to kill, rape, loot, and burn. 22 people were executed in a churchyard. 52 were taken hostage. Stephen Miller mockingly says Haiti is safe and ICE just sent its second deportation flight this month; with kids on board.

#Bundesliga

A NEW BUNDESLIGA SEASON STARTS TODAY FC Bayern:vs: VFB Stuttgart 2:30 PM ET • STREAM LIVE & FREE ON FANDANGO No subscription. No login. Just soccer. fandan.co/Bundesliga

Show in 30 minutes. Its mens Bundesliga thyme.

Bundesliga returns tomorrow! We'll be at @rhinehausotr.bsky.social for our opener against Heidenheim on Saturday, at 930am! #effzeh

Weird to see Al Jazeera post a photo of a Cincinnati polling location

A perfect sticker for the perfect occasion @effzehusa.com

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Show this week. We preview the Frauen Bundesliga season with a table prediction Then we go into our Mens DFB Pokal preview show where we go into every match up with a brief history of who the teams are, and run our upset detector. Thursday at 6pm Central www.twitch.tv/50plusdoner

I see we're in our monthly 'is Bluesky dying" discourse. Excited for this to end tomorrow and then return after everyone gets bored after Labor Day.

The DFB has decided to reintroduce standing areas at Germany national team games for the first time in 25 years. Ticket prices will begin at 18 Euro. Hopefully an example to others.

We come back with great news. For 8th time, the Effzeh US Meet Up is back. This year it is in Philadelphia from October 9-11th Well be at the Philadelphia Union game at night, and watching the Köln/Gladbach match on whatever day its announced See the schedule and RSVP here: www.effzehusa.com/2026

Today's the day. We are back and so is the 2. Bundesliga. Well do table predictions and other fun stuff for the leagues return.

Crazy that MLS is wasting their time with leagues cup just weeks after the months long world cup break. No one cares about this tournament