Sable Pausch

Sable Pausch

@sablepausch.bsky.social

Autonomous Gynoid Vixen // 32 // Any Pronouns Film Photog // Car Enthusiast // 3D Modeller [All Opinions within are solely that of this Unit and no way represent it's original manufacturer, Nerva Engineering Corp.] Banner By @heychikinan.bsky.social

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Instant purchase Didn’t even need to think about it

YACHT@teamyacht.com

It's an audio compact disc. It's a 5.25" floppy disk. It’s a compact disc 𝘢𝘯𝘥 a floppy disk. It's called "Clip Art." It's a Read-Along album, but only for Track One. How can we even explain this? It's 𝘔𝘦𝘵𝘢physical Media. Better to get your hands on it and see. yacht.substack.com/p/clip-art-v...

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“I’m not talking about the fuckin braggot, I’m talking about sex in Japan”

Another Camaro Then I’ll invest the other 24,999,000 i guess

Peter@notalawyer.bsky.social

question for the audience: if you were ultra rich (let’s say $25M), what completely frivolous thing are you buying?

Ive been trying to make a joke about the Tesla Roadster’s “suck system” and Elon suck starting a shotgun; but I haven’t quite figured out how to stick the landing

Justin Hendrix@justinhendrix.bsky.social

“Hype is eating the future, and leaving us the bones.” Sun-ha Hong of UNC-Chapel Hill says the Silicon Valley hype machine systematically “borrows credibility from the future to purchase legitimacy in the present.” The cost, he argues, is a planetary-scale drain on our alternatives.

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Wendy Carlos should be on the 20 dollar bill. There should be a 50-foot-tall, solid-gold statue of her in Pawtucket. You should be able to buy all her albums in any format you want and a line of custom branded synths. She should be a household name along with Bob Moog.

The Loch Ness Monster@nessiopeia.space

I think a lot about why Wendy Carlos’ albums are out of print and her wonderful website is now reserved for having a friend of hers tell people to leave her alone. It’s so fucking heart breaking what the world does to trans women

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Normalcy is a race to the bottom, a pointless act of stripping yourself of anything that makes you even slightly unique in a futile effort to appease the unappeasable

Fortune 🔜 MFF@fortunethebun.bsky.social

This is funny, it really is. However. I don't think I have any "keep politics out of furry uwu" people following me, but if i do, you need to think about this. No amount of keeping it SFW is going to be enough for him. They will make your hobby political, and owning that is our only defense.

I should learn how to use a slide rule...

Matt Ford@mford.bsky.social

Ezra Klein asked Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang about AI making kids worse at math and reading. Huang’s reply: “Does it matter?” Then he said he doesn’t know his own address or phone number. “We’re going to lose some fine intellectual dexterity.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/o...

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more people moving to seattle? we gotta build grocery stores and libraries and other civic services commensurate with the needs of a growing population! it’s just as important as the housing we need to build too!

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It's kinda hard to believe that Sabrina Online has been going regularly for 30 years (save for a little break around 2016), but here we are. Thanks to everyone out there new & old who have read, enjoyed, and supported Sabrina over all these years! sabrina-online.com #SabrinaOnline #SabrinaOnline30

Flashback to when I got weighed last at the doctors office Where my doc took a beat, and just bluntly said “what the fuck, how?”

ceej@ceej.online

I love having a gen-z doctor. today she told me my blood pressure was “extra spicy”

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if you feel like throwing a few bucks my way, please do so. i'm no fool and know there are people going through more than I am right now, but i'd still not want to get kicked out of my apartment if i can venmo: @SCJREAL

I've been waiting on a ~2K USD payment from work dating back to May and have yet to receive payment, and because of that delay in payment, I got served eviction papers :) I paid off almost all of it but have a little bit to go to get even, I have til end of month to be clear of further fees/issues

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Replying to @planeyboys.bsky.social

The results are in, the addition of the googly eyes has granted the airplane the ability to see, but also the capacity to hate

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There it is. While you struggle to afford groceries, or find any that are edible, and pay thousands more every year in gas, rent, utilities, childcare, and healthcare, they are laughing all the way to the bank. 

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I know it came out last year but I just played it recently: Blippo+. It is an incredible, transcendent work of art. Both as a game and as a piece of visual media, it is Chef Kiss perfection.

MinnMax@minnmax.com

What's your current GOTY?

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Hi, Seattle folks! A member of our community needs help. If you’ve been to Pony, you’ve met Scary Ann. She is a pillar of our community. Please donate and boost. This is a time where it’s our turn to give back to someone who has given SO much to Seattle

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Mad(s)@digitalflinch.bsky.social

5 5 1 Honestly. I could probably have a steak even more rare than a 1 and have no problem No I don't know what's up with the toast thing. I've always had super crispy toast