Sam

Tell me you have no cards, without telling me you have no cards.

Don't forget what Reform promised the crypto industry after Farage took the cash: Farage....took an undisclosed £5mn personal gift from a crypto billionaire in 2024, months before pledging to slash tax and regulation on the digital assets industry if he becomes PM www.ft.com/content/6a56...

Does that include the £5mn?

Trump on Iran War: Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal? Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation

Rod Stewart to King Charles on his visit with Trump: “Hello, sir. May I say well done in the Americas. You were superb. Absolutely superb. You put that little rat bag in his place.”

A strong Reform result in these locals is good. Let them touch the stove before the General Election….

The best thing about spending time working an collaborating with AI agents? They don’t vote.

Just asked AI to pick a random colour from the list of party candidates on my ballot and I’m voting for the one it picked. That’s how to do politics in 2026

Kids these days don’t know the meaning of of a hard days prompting…

Iran claims two missiles hit a US warship near Jask Island after it ignored Iranian warnings, the IRGC-affiliated Fars News reports. The US denies the claim. Unfortunately it’s no longer possible to believe either side.

chat is this bad?

Hilarious….

📌Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during this two terms. I bet you don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.

Conservatives saying this is why Trump needs a ballroom yet not asking why all the other recent presidents didn’t…

Go with me on this one.. A 100 person secret service detail in every American school?

I think this says a lot. VP out first. POTUS out next who struggles to walk and falls over… they know what’s coming…

The Onion has reached a deal to acquire Infowars • It will be turned into a parody site of itself • Has the support of the Sandy Hook families “A lot of people gave up on doing the right thing over the last two years. Despite an insane amount of threats & bullshit, we persevered" (via Variety)

It’s pretty depressing checking BBC News every morning to see another spun out headline story about their undercover migrant rule breaking investigation. Like logging onto The Sun or Express. This close to the May elections. SMH

The only think I can think of doing is making some goulash.

Mark Hammond: “Now he’s blockading the blockade.”

Gaza has just been spotted outside JD Vance’s house with a couple of fishing rods and a bucket of KFC

ORBÁN CONCEDED

"Victor, have you said thank you once?"

i hope the white house sends vance to campaign for Reform in britain

Trumps going to claim he always backed Tisza isn’t he…

21,54% 🇭🇺👀

We will build a second Strait of Hormuz, and Mexico is going to pay for it. by Donald J. Trump

There is a lot of us that only got into running later in life and that first marathon is an amazing moment. However the endurance and suffering of 26.2 is nothing compared to those fighting cancer who get up go the distance every single day.

Just picked up the latest edition of the US Constitution:

The Queen of Hearts are Diana would be so proud so made the Iranian LEGO videos….

If someone could make the t-shirt joke and the distract from joke regarding the Melania Trump statement that would be great. Can’t find either…

The Pope has cancelled his visit to the US. The state visit by King Charles must be cancelled too. Anything else is an endorsement of Trump. Your move, UK government. #nostatevisit #

No confirmation from western sources but lots of tankers up and Iranian news is reporting strikes are occurring.

Just release the pee pee tapes and we can get all this behind us.

Without any doubt, this has now become one of the most serious and significant own goals in modern history.

Ok who built the ceasefire with ChatGPT chat rather than Claude Code?

Iran posted this. What a humiliation for Trump.

Trump went from making insane genocidal threats this morning to hyping the “golden age” of Iran hours later, and he received no concessions in between. He’s an absolute basket case who needs to be removed from power before he follows through on one of his mass murder fantasies.

So Trump agrees a deal where Iran gets to keep charging tolls, gets to keep its nuclear program, and of course, keeps the same regime in power. This was all a terrible waste and so far a catastrophic defeat for the USA.