Sarcazmos

Brazilian women are posting their tits on Twitter in celebration of the Lula win just fyi

American beer is actually good. It used to be a joke that American beer was watered down piss

Tom Morello’s only political achievement was getting on Paul Ryan’s personal playlist

The real root of the male loneliness crisis is the fact that we have over a hundred songs about Xmas. Thousands of songs about girlfriends. But only a single song about the boys being back in town.

Shogun 2: Total War?

Kinda becoming a believer in the Housing Theory of Everything

Mamdani’s brand is untouchable based on the backlash to the Strretsblog article

Remember when US played Iran during the 2022 World Cup. Iranian journalists asked the US coach about aircraft carrier positions outside the gulf and everyone just shrugged?

I wrote about the One Weird Trick That Will Save the USMNT. And no, it has nothing to do with "pay to play": www.espn.com/soccer/story...

Ok, Norway then needs to explain why their womens team sucks

With a few days' reflection, my post-mortem on the United States men's national team at the 2026 World Cup. @theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/202...

After all the team I supported during the World Cup lost

"Build academies like they do abroad!" Where they make mincemeat of thousands of human lives to produce a few good soccer players? The American system needs work, but copying global practices cannot be the solution. Also in here: thinkoutsidetheball.substack.com/p/world-cup-...

The USMNT and Knicks being really good except for the precise moment when Trump involves himself is really funny

i've been trying to figure out exactly why the world cup is making all of bluesky insane and i thinj it's a confluence of our sports posters working territory outside their usual lane and our politics posters being deeply, deeply underwater

Balogun should sit. Atop the throne of the King of the Ballers for balling out baller style

you cannot possibly believe that by playing in a world cup game he will instantly become just as corrupt as this administration and fifa. there's no way you believe this. i don't even know you but i believe your brain knows enough numbers between 0 and 100 to know that isn't true.

Yeah no I'm not gonna enjoy the politics accounts jumping in with their soccer takes. No good moves moves here other than walking away from Bluesky today.

It's strange to see which World Cup news hit the non-sports side of lib bluesky because what do you mean US govt sabotaging the Iranian world cup team didn't reach them but a 5th red card being overturned arbitrarily by FIFA did?

Among the 4 World Cup teams with alleged rapist, 3 of them got eliminated

One of the most frustrating parts of Donald Trump is his ability to take any moment, anywhere and make it about Donald Trump. I’m sick of thinking about this fucking guy.

This is just like when FIFA arbitrarily lifted Ronaldo's red card suspension except it makes the team better

everyone, correctly: “Trump lies all the time about everything” also everyone, right now: “Trump is absolutely not lying about this” I mean it’s definitely possible he did but come on

FIFA really set a precedent when they suspended Ronaldo’s red card

It occurs to me that America might actually be doing a better job of wrestling with its past than it gets credit for, we just don’t notice because the truly bonkers shit in other countries is in languages we can’t read

Lots of strange USMNT discourse but at least I know for a fact that Trinity Rodman feels relieved someone else’s dad is constantly being brought up

look, whether you root for team USA or not, i think we can all agree the important thing is that you should feel like a sorry piece of shit 24 hours a day for deciding to be alive

Oh god it’s so good

My.....condolences to Malik Tillman?

The amount of white people on supposedly progressive Bluesky cheering for the USMNT downfall just as more black and latino players become more prominent is concerning

Malik Tillman

For @ms.now, I wrote about rediscovering my love for America through the USMNT in a country that decidedly doesn't love me back. In LA on Thursday night, I saw the true multi-ethnic promise of America. www.ms.now/opinion/worl...

A DHS social media post celebrating the USMNT overlooked the central truth of this World Cup: the game’s greatest tournament is powered by migration, not borders

A decade ago, Canada was 117th in the FIFA Rankings. www.nytimes.com/athletic/liv...

Must know where to get that jacket

SORRY MY FRIEND, YOU JUST GONNA HAVE TO RESPECT LOCAL CULTURE www.nytimes.com/athletic/739...

And I wrote about Rinus Michels telling U.S. Soccer that its chaotic soccer landscape was a problem. I'd argue it's become an asset. @theguardian.com

mainly want the multiracial, multinational USMNT to do well simply to watch these guys' heads explode

England nil-nil draw tradition continues at the World Cup

Really easy for this team to be good vibes if you know the stories behind each of these players and realize that shitposting from some MAGA intern named Scrotus Maximus doesn't change those stories

Surpassed Iceland in smallest nation to grab World Cup point. Nation of 155,000 with more World Cup points than China, India, Indonesia, Pakistan combined