Scorp

always

poor thing was put through the taffy puller now they are filling them with rocks and swinging them like a weapon This Is A Tradegy

girls that look like this are the backbone of hobby society

"You can't block someone just for being annoying!" Those are actually the most important people to block

my favorite part about korean BBQ restaurants is when they bring you 30 small plates of random shit

My son was suspended from school for giving another student a "pigjob" and now we're all sitting around the empty dinner table as a family with our palms flat on the surface staring at nothing in particular in silence. It is understood none of us will ever ask what the word means.

People talk about Bluesky users "being in a bubble" like it's a bad thing but the more I think about it the more I kinda like it? A protective bubble I could deploy for me and my friends sounds great. I wouldn't want to be in it all the time though, maybe if it had a 10 second cooldown and 650 HP?

genuinely shocked i haven't seen this on the tl yet with all the winstonposting

I’ll say it: it shows what disgusting pigs Americans are that they eat their cheesecake right there at the factory instead of waiting for it to be delivered to a store or restaurant

Olivia Colman has released her top bird calls of 2026

Shirt idea

i think the team fortress wiki wins most unhinged Under Construction page, with a photo of the iconic Engineer portrait render made entirely out of unicode characters

white people when you say you don't watch Northernlion

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My standards for what I consider to be a big tail gets larger and longer as time goes on. As big as you are? That's small to me.

i'm gonna be ill

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER: - Must have at least 8 characters - Include both uppercase and lowercase letters - At least one of these special characters: @#$%^&*- - Cannot contain your own username

NASA Discovers Scared Asteroid Wandering Through Space Without Its Parents https://theonion.com/nasa-discovers-scared-asteroid-wandering-through-space-1846488925/

they didnt use my idea to bring Apu back as a Vietnamese guy who can transform into an alien. But thats ok. I will still TiVo every episode.

Imagine if this was Ashley’s canon outfit in resident evil 4..

very innovative door handle idea

I've also been rewatching some of it and it's hilarious how many great episodes are just the gems being petty and arguing with each other while steven is just there like, "chill out, let's play toys"

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An industrial-grade 3D printer has reportedly been used to manufacture hand, arm, and leg prosthetics for amputees instead of a cool toy resembling the Ghost-type Pokémon Gengar. paletteswap.site/dif...

>elf makes fun of me because human narrative art takes place over a hilariously short span of time, from the perspective of their long-lived race >i read an elfish book >its just a normal book but every chapter starts with '100 years later'