Jane is Scutter

RIP Walter Koenig (September 14, 1936 – October 25, 2026)

Well done Brazil and Serbia Some good news to wake up to on a Monday morning for a change 😸

Catching up on Blue Murder Motel 😸 #tv #detective #nz

I say, I say, I say! Here is a joke I’ve been trying to write for a decade, but I think it only works as a diagram — so, BEHOLD! The fog on the Tyne is all mime

Omg! That extra time was excruciating 🙀 #nufc *phew"

There are 2 wolves inside you ... This is one of mine 🤦🙀🐺

Carrot and lentil soup on stove for tea tonight. 🍲🥣 Comfort food ftw! And I may really need it after watching #nufc 😼🤔

A distinctly British approach to AI

The cats are confused. It's sunny out there but when they go outside the wind is horrendous 🙀 Mammy! It's all wrong! 😸

Talking of beards, it's J2's birthday today 🎂 We're meeting for a family lunch ( including J1 and his new love!), and then a pub crawl 😸🧔🎂🍻🍺🍷🥃🥂

Gas service engineer just been, done, and left. Very quick. Also he had an excellent beard, which I complimented him on 🧔

The perfect band for Eurovision has been staring us in the face for 40 years. Why had nobody asked Half Man Half Biscuit to do it?

One of the good guys, and the thank you and farewell was very touching 😻

An excellent thread 😻🦇🦇🦇

Overdose on the Halloween themed blankets and cushions, but Mr Ted approves 😻

I do enjoy watching Moutet play - always entertaining 😸 and that footie skills back and forth was superb! Oh, and Balshaw is British really, right?! 😼 #atp #tennis #lyon

Gorgeous 😍🦊

Ursula K. Le Guin was born #OTD in 1929. First female author to win both the Nebula & Hugo awards for Best Novel for "The Left Hand of Darkness," 1970. In total, she won 8 Hugo & 6 Nebula awards. Second woman Grand Master of the #ScienceFiction & Fantasy Writers of America. #SciFi #LitSky #BookSky

Bonus Book Cover of the Day:

Send their shit back

I have new doors! So happy!

Hello Tuesday. 🖼️ Edward Gorey

Well, golly gosh and insert something about buggery, but the council are finally fitting my new front and back doors!!

I'm slightly addicted to these sweets I'll have to stock up before they disappear at the end of Halloween 🎃😻

Protests all across the world. People are sick of being slaves to billionaires.

Morning world 🐱

Today would have been Dad's 80th birthday. He was an atheist, though I still feel him close by, floating in the ether maybe, or just there in my mind, commenting on life.

So after watching #nufc lose 😾, I turn over for #Strictly and almost shit myself at the horror that is Shirley... 🙀

Think I've found Jaissle's tactics board #nufc

There can be few excuses - that was simply a bad performance - no flow, no cohesion, massive gaps in defence, and running round like 6 year olds at the park with no plans. Seriously #nufc get your fking act together, man!

Well that was inevitable 🤦 #nufc

Sonay Kartal is a WTA 1000 Finalist for the first time after defeating Jelena Ostapenko 7¹¹-6⁹, 7⁷-6⁵ in Wuhan The only set Kartal has dropped all week was to Svitolina in the Quarterfinals

Yay Sonay!! Amazing win. Always a fight with Penko. Great match Final here we come 😻 #wta

Yet more abhorrent behaviour towards Trans people. The blind bigotry is unforgivable

New Halloween mugs 😻🧙💀👻

Daily bunny no.3474 meets a real vampire

For @skullsandsheets.bsky.social 😻

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Comfort watch - Morse 😻 #tv #detective

Current mood

Remains of our afternoon tea at Browns yesterday It was yummy 😋

Margaret Thatcher getting cooked during her funeral. "Don't you think she did any good?" "Not a bit of good, not a bit. I'd put a stake through her heart and a garlic around her neck to make sure she never came back."

such a horrifying ending

Today is the first anniversary of Dad's death. I'm spending the day with Mam - an exciting optician appointment, then we're going for something to eat. I feel kind of numb 😔 Once again I say Fuck #cancer

Well, sounds like I might be getting my new outside doors fitted next week. I've only been waiting since June! Bloody hell!

Kartal Blanche Sonay Kartal, in just her third tournament since her back injury, gets her best win of the season, slipping past world #12 Belinda Bencic, 6-0, 7-5, to reach the 3rd round in Wuhan. The 24yo, ranked #170, is up to #130 in the live rankings after six months out.