Chris

The call is coming from inside the house

That’s a schtoink for Szmyt

Did Hanson just say “more better”

Whatever happens tonight, Barrelman gets tanked

The fuckkkkk Bears

this is the kinda image that makes me want to write a book just so it can be the cover

That’s enough internet for today, this week, for ever, etc

Elon Musk is one of the most dangerous people in the world. Twitter is a right wing propaganda tool. There are far too many folks out there pretending otherwise.

Washington/NYG was the Spider-Man pointing meme, except both Spider-Men drunk drove to get to the alley and had just vomited in their masks

Eagles treated that game like the DNC treats presidential elections

Eagles with one of the worst losses in the history of the league

Here we go… November’s gonna be a bumpy ride

Trump: *says horrible thing* the media: he didn’t actually mean it Trump: no I definitely one hundred percent meant it

Biden: The MAGA wing, well gosh, listen, they’re, it’s, a bit of a flirt with fascism, no kidding around Media: Democratic rhetoric invites political violence Trump: The nuclear flames that burn every mongrel soul in San Diego will be a cleansing fire. Media: Trump makes his case in Nebraska

Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster

Can we start over? Like, from the beginning of time? #Commanders

the man in the drunk castle

Once again, Dunning and Kruger for the win.

I know this isn’t useful but it’s weird how “the president should be coherent” was a Very Important Thing just a few years ago and then suddenly wasn’t.

I feel like the GOP is just the American Chopper meme now

Now he’s gone too far www.tpr.org/government-p...

Stay in line. VOTE.

Possibly the best example of American democracy and governance in the era of Trump.

This is his Blue Steel look, but just like Derek Zoolander, it simply illustrates how vapidly dumb he is

Renee Good's mom: "I am a registered Republican. I voted for President Trump under the impression that these agents were here to protect citizens -- innocents like our family and the others here. Certainly not to accuse those of us here of being terrorists and take precious lives. This is madness."

the Rams’ uniforms tonight

Ugh if another QB bites the dust 🙄😔

🎶 Every breath you take, I’ll be watching you 🎶

It’s numb o’clock somewhere

Oh shit is right 😔😔😔

Why the fuck wouldn’t you just kick a field goal with 3 seconds left Commanders??????

Probably not a coincidence that Trump is banning multiple media outlets from the White House at the same time that we have confirmation that the White House has been lying about military casualties in this illegal war in Iran.

I love DC

it's great to see a cat pitcher throwing out a ceremonial first pitch. i have to imagine he's got a solid fastball if they're letting him out there, but he's going to get clobbered if he doesn't develop a quality breaking ball. i hope this is something they're helping him with.

Reports say despite looking the way he does Mitch McConnell was able to recite the Nicki Minaj verse from Monster word for word

When you think you’re exhausting people but you’re really only further cementing their righteous anger.

There’s always a tweet

The right to vote is one of the most fundamental parts of our democracy. Check your voter registration at IWillVote.com and make a plan to vote early or on Election Day on November 3.

“The missions are thought to be impossible, but me and my team complete them, thus making the impossible become possible”

Game 1 and I already know the Commanders need to make o-line a priority next offseason #yikes

Imagine how good it would feel if Roman Polanski was bad at making movies

its unbelievable how bad deshaun watson is. almost makes me believe in karma

There's the shot that will open the documentary when human civilization reconstitutes in a few centuries. "Speaking as a human catastrophe myself..." www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Lt_...

Derrick Henry will be putting up 100 yards a game until our oceans have drained to sand

Since becoming president again, Trump has promised: -$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend" -$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend" -$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies -$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms No checks have been issued www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-magi...

Two of my first four picks in last night’s draft are out before the first game is even over. Gotta love fantasy football #loljk 🤬

To all of you who said the 2026 Nats weren't going to do anything, joke's on you. One more blown save and they'll tie the MLB record.