Mara Null Cating-Subramanian

Rust Devs using the cargo-mommy compiler (which mommydoms you) and cargo-vibe (which integrates with bluetooth toys) is the only acceptable form of vibe-coding :3 (Also, all-timer post by @alice.averlong.com which has earned permanent residence in my brain)

Incredible use of the format

t4t dating: base 1 - sharing discord (or signal if you're cool) base 2 - sex base e - natural logarithm base 3 - info dumping about special interest base 4 - doing each other's injections base 5 - sorry what base is who on??? i'm not good at basketball base 6 - 7

A classic

The official BART account retweeted this today! I love east bay and my people.

Amazon Prime Air Boeing 767-300(F) has reportedly overshot the runway at Miami International Airport.

[Benoit Blanc during a Reacher Christmas episode crossover] Listen, son, I myself am of the conviction that violence is the crude weapon of an incurious mind, but I will admit that my gigantic friend here makes the most convincing argument I've yet heard on the virtues of expediency through force.

Oh god *gulp* here goes... Acceptable names for trans femmes: Persephone Athena Sarah goddess of thunder cunts. Katie queen of the tightest pussies. Acceptable names for trans mascs: Sam Eoin Gavi Pippin Acceptable names for enby chaosbeings: Storm Brick Melancholy VitaMix CMYK BRK

Let Sam explain how Dropout got The Don Hertzfeldt Collection... 🍌 @donhertzfeldtfilms.bsky.social

My brain has the remnants of a story (perhaps apocryphal) about a pot roast in orbit and a graduate physics interview question/viva about perhaps intercepting it. Does anyone know what I'm talking about?

Impossible to put into words how useless Gmail search is. No wait, these guys did it!

Non-furry trans femmes at anthrocon...

As my date correctly surmised "Why does it still feel like sneaking out if I don't say hi to your parents on the way out at 4:30am?" Yes, we are both ~40 and yes, they did wave my dad goodbye the way out from some late night snuggles.

Ok universe... I told you that I thought I was ok with trying to be vulnerable and maybe sort of ready to reciprocate love again. I don't know what you heard but... ok I guess I accidentally a polycule. Is this on brands for trans?

The 13th annual international Gender Census 2026 is now open until at least 13th August 2026! survey.gendercensus.com It's for anyone whose gender (or lack thereof) isn't described by the M/F binary. It's short and easy, and results are useful in academia, business and self-advocacy. #LGBTQ

"It is, of course, an extraordinarily effective estrogenic agent, but that is the least of the problem. It is hypergolic with every known patient*, and so rapidly hypergolic that no induction period has ever been measured..."

We have a completely normal election system guys... completely normal. "Hey, it's Dave. Curious about your views on Israel. Can we chat? Stop2End" Completely normal election system.

Remember to focus people. The dickhead senator croaking in his closet shaped coffin is a distraction from the other dickhead senator croaking(?) in his turtle shell shaped coffin.

Trump is watching the Fox News feed of himself watching Fox News

People are sheltering at the African-American History & Culture museum

new metaphor just dropped

Happy Independence day TO THE GROUND.

Speaking of people who can’t meat properly, I made Sluggo watch this because he used to be a butcher and he was losing it

He’s AMAZING. I cannot stop saying “Waffles can’t come to the phone right now” after this one. It’s been a month.

Didn't realize how common it is to have drivers rage drive through an actual demonstration with actual humans just because they think they own the streets. Nearly got run over today during the trans pride march. Yes I'm fine. Yes the guys license plate was recorded.

We need to contact Borowitz and the Beaverton and get this to become a thing.

Wow! Iran left a thank you note in their locker room thanking LA for its hospitality during the World Cup. Be sure you read the last line: “May peace, respect, and friendship prevail among all nations.” (Source: Reuters)

Happy five years to the GOAT trans meme, decided it was time to update it properly

Don't do steroids, kids.

Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital

Love that it's a repressed German who's basically gay-awakened to near death at the Uffizi, because I gaurantee you the Italians in that hospital were like "no, just be gay. That's all, you just...do gay. Paulo will show you."

What the f even is this primary. I do like that most of the repubs and corporate dems straight up didn't limit their election contribution and hence didn't get a candidate statement. As for the rest of you... more bullet points fellas. I don't have kids. Tell me about your school board fight.

I love how every so often someone on social media is like "why is this blond haired white person named strudelwaffel from Argentina? Aren't they a Latin American country" then everyone gives them a very lengthy history lesson

This is Daisy. She doesn't have time for all this pet gate nonsense. Has things to do and places to pee. 13/10 (IG: toyobsessed_and_unimpressed)

[Now that's public] I've cancelled my donations to Wikipedia after some of us found out this happened. Again, "benevolent" executives are the fucking problem.

RFK Jr, catching snakes: Yum yum yum Pete Hegseth: Fuckin handle em HANDLE EM BOBBY Dr Oz: Oh no my oils

to = ➡️ two = 2️⃣ too = ➕ Toto = 🙏🌧️⬇️🌍

OH to a trans lesbian couple: “Pardon me asking, I don’t mean to be rude, but which one of you is the obsolete telephone enthusiast and which one of you is into modular synthesizers?”

I like that my feed right now is 100% lawyers going “legal expert here, judges only talk like this when they’re feeling a white-hot rage powerful enough to swallow a medium-size metropolitan area.”

WTF did they do to that sink?