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It's 10 o'clock in the morning on October the 24th, if you want to know.

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Based and grunch pilled

dc weather is Macbeth level rn

Personal heuristic: If the lead story on the NY Times website is about the bond market, things are not going well with the economy.

Perhaps my least favorite part about modern Internet based commerce.

Sorry, liberals but the relationship between Achilles and Patroclus is every bit as platonic and heterosexual as the one between Maverick and Iceman.

Really enjoying the increasingly probable prospect of Trump having to present the World Cup trophy to Spain. Odds he tantrums out?

This NYT obit inspires instead of enrages. This is the one that deserves your attention today.

This is some shit that they would try to put on a new special edition of 1984, but the editor would say "Nah, it's too much."

“Salute to America Immediate Evacuation” is an instant classic.

Happy Independence Day, from the god Jack Handey.

CABO VERDE UNDEFEATED IN REGULATION IN ALL WORLD CUPS

*the coolest shit you've ever seen* FIFA Ref: ...offsides

Did DoD just admit in a court filing that it used xAI's Grok Gov Model to hit the girls' school on the first day of the Iran war? Based on some passages flagged by @rgoodlaw.bsky.social in DoD's recent filing in NAACP's case against X, it looks like it did 1/

RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter

REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,

*3% of GDP. That is what Musk's net worth represents. At the height of his fortune, Rockefeller's net worth was 1.4% of GDP

Black American should not be given reparations for hundreds of years of slavery. Here’s why the January 6 rioters should be given reparations for a couple months in jail for committing treason

I’m at the combination Comedy Central Roast of Adolf Hitler / Reichstag Fire

This is such a flagship moment for where America is right now. Gun violence, showmanship, celebrity, mass confusion, and also according to C-SPAN, people are opening the bottles of wine still on the tables.

Didn't realize DJT liked jeopardy so much

If you like what happened in Virginia, you’re gonna love DC statehood

This is a senator L. Louise Lucas appreciation post

Wow. "Whites only" is back in style.

DONT - dashare.zone ADMIN

Some wine ho!

the first choice is literally what Jesus would teach, i feel like i'm losing my mind

Waaaa I don't speak Spanish waaa I'm gonna watch the show with words I can understand The words:

best. wedding. story. EVAR.

No Kings includes Draft Kings

This might be my favorite skeet of our current moment.

every xenoblade 1 cutscene

This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.

Here’s the thing about having to delete one app after another because all the companies are aligned with fascists… I’m running out of apps and I’m BORED. I’m convinced I’ve read every single piece of content posted on BlueSky in the last day… twice. I don’t recommendations, I’m just whining.

dudes rock