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Texas EV looks like a good start But I must be clear: It is less than one day. A start only. We've got a MONTH in Virginia. We've got trends and patterns and 11 month-old data to compare to! My prognostications are going to hew to what is likely 20-25% of all votes that will be cast in Virginia.

Bruh if Trump has to bribe the people of *kentucky* what are the internals looking like there

Also, the *only* marsupial of North Carolina.

When I was at the state fair they had an indoor track where a professional driver drove you around in a land rover for a few minutes. Sadly I feel like replicating this attraction at the Tesla HQ with the one functioning roadster would work on a lot of people.

This is basically where I'm at rn for Senate. I'm admittedly bullish on south carolina lol (historically, "politician's family member tries to claim a seat post-death" doesn't go well).

These texts hit like a gut punch after watching You Can See Everything

One would be good and the other would be bad because one cause is good and the other is bad. We are not in the realm of procedural justice concerns anymore, liberalism is not obligated to be neutral on the question of its own existence.

Well there's my confirmation that the roadster was designed around "hot wheels for ostensibly grown men"

he's winning comfortably, I just feel it in my gut

"What is the market for the roadster" genuinely whoever at Amazon MGM will put one in the next bond movie along with 50k elon fanboys

Pollsters: we are modeling a D+8 environment Voters:

this is a veep gag

audiophiles are like i came as soon as i heard

called it baby

so you're saying you "didn't want to be in a whale". but we're in a whale right now. i'm just trying to understand.

Glad this is being mentioned. Con ET is positively giddy over the thought that "marist is Dem-biased so Talarico swinging from +6 to +2 means the race is tightening" and they are going to be reckt when this is not the case.

I'm only half joking when I say that after seeing You Can See Everything, I think Elizabeth Holmes' husband will sell her AI model to the Trump admin as the new press secretary

What you think you look like in the tesla roadster vs what you actually look like

The TV screen being rolled up to the podium:

This doesn't make sense. How does the car know that it's safe to go over. What if there's a cliff on the other side. What if the blockage is too long. What if two Roadsters are side by side and both do this and then kickflip into each other.

tucker. lad.

Thinking about the implications of those Iowa EV numbers (first day EV | final result) 2022 (senate): D+11 | R+12 (23-point swing) 2024 (pres): D+7 | R+13 (20-point swing) 2026 (senate): D+27 20-23 pt swing wouldn't cut it, esp since Dems are keeping the same mail % as 2022.

Underrated aspect of You Can See Everything: the score. Really effective at setting mood.

seconded

Just saw You Can See Everything. I can confirm that you cannot in fact see everything and it's actually breaking my mind somewhat. Truly WTF cinema experience, will absolutely do it a second time.

Can't say oil companies didn't get ROI on their political spending. Jesus.

lmfao as we didn't need more proof that paxton is cooked

So uh. 2022 was a 23-pt swing from Day 1 EV to result; 2024 was a 20-pt swing. 27pts to start with?? Iowa Lean-D baby

it's sometimes tempting to give into despair and assume our enemies are omnipotent and unstoppable so its a good to have reminders like this that they couldn't even manage to conquer *golf* despite making a huge effort to do so

Whenever we get close to election day I go back to rewatch this video. Campaigns aren’t just candidates. Thousands of people you will never know and history books won’t contain their names gave hundreds of hours or even years of their lives to get here.

Oops! all consumerism

Elon is a naturalized citizen and he deserves to rot in an American prison

chat how we feeling about Minnesota races

Sojourner Truth's life was insane. Did you guys know she was put on trial for murder

75% of conservative election twitter about the midterms:

Honestly just happy to see a politician with a normal level of emotional maturity after the last decade of pissbaby shit from Trump and MAGA

This is slander against my hot June baby girlfriend

the things we know about trump are shocking and somehow I still feel like we're gonna discover in 10 years that we were merely scratching the surface

Exactly this. That Texas has swung back to being competitive at all after 2024 is something of a miracle. I would certainly rather be Talarico rn but his win is not a given and any win may be small. Gotta brace for all possibilities.