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I love how these guys just assume no one can fact check them. Google is free; no reason to accept this guy's version of events. A simple search shows that Omar Mwannes Yaghi, a Palestinian born in Jordan, won the Nobel Prize in Chemistry in 2025. As for literature, Abdulrazak Gurnah in 2021.

with all of my heart i hate this rat motherfucker

It's also a core aspect of a certain group of people:

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NGL, I'm gay, married, and madly in love with my spouse... But seeing that would make *me* a little homophobic.

Correct. I very literally brought a 9mm to court, while @neolithicsheep.bsky.social provided security, because I defended someone wrongly charged for pointing out a one-eyed Klanner had one eye And they still tried to block my car from exiting the parking lot bsky.app/profile/porg...

"All of the benefits, none of the responsibilities" describes Americans in general though, so can I really be mad about politicians acting the same way? bsky.app/profile/mich...

“It should be illegal to make fun of me for getting the Sleep Paralysis Demon plastic surgery”

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Turns out the friction of having to learn photoshop was a crucial firewall protecting society from the terrible taste of small business owners

Man, when BMW says "that's too fascist for us"

a lot of people seem to think that christianity only affirms conservative views on gender/sexuality because of the mosaic social code and are apparently unaware paul exists.

Sliwa getting a flu shot: This could be very embarrassing. I’m supposed to be a tough guy, right? Mamdani: I can hold your hand. Sliwa: What happens if I faint? Mamdani: I got you. Doctor: You’re in great hands, literally. New Yorkers can find free flu shots and locations at nyc.gov/healthmap

It never ceases to amaze me that the sort of men who claim women are too impulsive and emotional to be leaders are the same ones who swear sober men become completely incapacitated in reason and empathy in the presence of a drunk woman.

Men can't be leaders cause once they get seduced by female spies who want information about their countries for example they fall in the trap in no time and they end up getting blackmailed by other politicians you can't even control your dick how can you control countries

you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor

i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward

Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.

This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal

"RKF took money earmarked to provide health care for Black infants and spent it on his personal security detail" is a ludicrous headline. Comic book villainy.

I don't know anything about this guy, but this is undeniably a clever and fun ad.

To be fair, fuck all three.

I wrote about how Trump is treating presidential power like it's his own possession and using it to punish blue states — but also about how at least he's promised lots of cash for all of us. www.ctinsider.com/columnist/ar...

i will *always* cop for the SPD

If I ever got bodied by Brian Kilmeade, of all people, on national television, I’d pack it up and find another line of work.

The biggest mistake in American history was not dragging Trump off to prison within 24 hours of Jan 6th. We’ll all pay for that for the rest of our lives, if the MIDTERMS go south… Now, go VOTE! 😎✨