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Add “between my legs” to a movie title Misery Between My Legs

Make a band edible Scone Roses

Ahh, Autism. Why write a couple of lines asking about a thing, when several paragraphs explaining your reasoning in detail to try and prevent misunderstanding could do instead?!

When someone looks over my shoulder and breaks through the portrait blur in my Teams meeting

Counterpoint: CEOs should look at their companies as if they needed to provide a service for every citizen, constantly renew their social licence to operate, and plan for the long term wellbeing of the whole country. www.ft.com/content/8255...

Are you getting winter clothes out and realising you never got round to mending them last year? Or you want to mend them but you're not sure how? If you're near Durham, come and learn with me next week. 2pm till 5pm. Sat 31st October. More details here: www.wingandabear.com/products/men...?

And what exactly do people eat whilst they’re BEING treated? Knob.

Streetlamp in the sunshine #SundayPixLamp

Freaky enough? #SundayPixLamp

BBC report sanitises the overt racism: It notes that organisers warned marchers not to talk to journalists, then gives the "anti-immigration group"'s own sanitised description of itself. It does not report they chanted "England for the white man" in the streets. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

You're approximate wait time is one hour thirty-six minutes, funk soul brother.

+++ Edvard Monster Munch! +++ ;-)

In aid of proving that "everyone on bluesky is 42", would you all share/donate to this kickstarter of a book about Pulp. Having been to a Pulp gig last summer, everyone was definitely bluesky years old there so....do your magic? www.kickstarter.com/projects/jam...

Storm Boredshitless

Real post from the mountain rescue Facebook page

This won’t be reported widely, but Jason Arday has been cleared of plagiarism for a second time. Still nobody has been held accountable for this man’s death.

£2.10 a litre! Okay it was the fancy petrol that one of the cars prefers to drink, but even so… 🤯😢😢😢

Don't let anyone tell you how to live your life.

Ok, I get the message, and I will never play in a quarry with Paul McCartney again.

This continues to be an educational account, you’re welcome 😎

Restaurants. And immeasurably so.

Wooo. The most pointless cliffhanger in history #traitors

Who cares? #traitors

The only remaining hope is that Romesh knows exactly who it is and has the sense to keep quiet #traitors

There really is very little suspense tonight if we’re honest #traitors

That superpower makes fuck all difference tonight doesn’t it? #traitors

Right. Who’s got the braincell, then? #totp

I’m more worried about the state of our armed forces than I was before this series #traitors

How the fuck do the producers stop the faithfuls all killing each other this evening somehow #traitors

Blunt by name, blunt by nature #traitors

Whats the game changing power? Making everyone else even stupider #traitors

And THIS is why noone should ever listen to celebrities about ANYTHING #traitors

Oh FFS #traitors

I have literally no idea how this game works 🤷‍♂️ #traitors

Back to fuckwit towers #traitors

Enjoying THE random emphaSIS OF words by Noel GaLLAgher here #totp

He walked so Ed Sheeran could run #totp

All I remember of Ghetto Romance is my friend's review of it in the university paper, which ended with the line 'I hope someone does take you seriously as gangsta rappers, and shoots you' #totp

Everyone is so anti AI but listening to what actual humans created in 2000 I’m struggling to understand what we’re defending here… #totp

Cuntry music #totp

“Idlewild? I was absolutely Idlelivid!” #TOTP