Oct31 🎃

Nothing I write uses ChatGPT. All of it uses Chat631, which is four decades in the making and runs on tea, tuna and Cup-A-Soups

I'm a left who married a right. Three years ago today, in fact!

Bought a home blood pressure monitor because mine's been high on my last couple of medical visits, but that might be because I don't have a car and I'm walking to every appointment in the heat and across busy roads. We'll see what the numbers looks like when I've been couchlocked for 2 hours

Couldn't find the cat last night, and he's a butt who doesn't come to his name. Thank god my colour vision is as good as it is, because it was the slight difference in shades of black here that gave me my answer

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Election Officials Warn That Ballots Tied To Stray Cat Unlikely To Arrive In Time https://theonion.com/election-officials-warn-that-ballots-tied-to-stray-cat-unlikely-to-arrive-in-time/

RIP to this man. This is a really powerful 62 seconds of video.

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Today on Hello From Tomorrow: On charitable giving and important lessons my father taught me when I was 4 years old: www.hello-from-tomorrow.com/an-early-les...

Reading some of your posts and takes around here

Favorite film in haiku: Future in-laws come. We can't let them know we're gay. Use your drag queen smarts!

Liquor store closes in half an hour, do I need to run out there or can it wait til tomorrow or

Just did a literal spit take all over my desk. I felt a cough coming on as soon as I had a big sip of tea, and instead of spitting back into the cup, my body was like "naw, this'll be way funnier." That's how my day is going

And Rosa Parks was just a little old lady who has just plain had enough one day and refused to give up her seat, and everyone was shocked at her audacity and rethought their bigotry and racism ended forever that day, the end

HOW ABOUT MAKING A SEQUEL TO BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL

Hello

As a creative, I have too often been afraid to actually write my ideas because I feared I would ruin them or waste them with poor execution. This is coward talk. You only get better by doing, and you will have other ideas (or can revisit old ones!). I still struggle with this, even in middle age

I had to go on Twitter to confirm this was real because Ship Awesome Games In A Weekend having a hand with six fingers was so on the nose I was about to pass out

This is absolutely my jam

Bottom of the Well

I was so moved by this Christian dad’s response to a despondent trans kid whose father wouldn’t support their care on “Christian” grounds. It’s never OK to use Christ as a weapon of hate. God is love. 💗 www.reddit.com/r/cisparentt...

Too much indigestion to eat the frog today, but boy am I getting a lot of little things knocked off my work to-do list today 💪

The perfect metaphor for Apple design these days

can't believe Link finally spoke and it was to shit talk the Yiga Clan

The chart for American gun ownership looks the same (not implying it's the same group of people). Many people have no guns, a few have one gun, a couple have like 6 guns, and a select few are stockpiled for Armageddon

Let's hear it for the ever-reasonable, never-hysterical @nypost.com

Who Framed Roger Rabbit for Tax Purposes?

what the fuck is happening fgjkfsdhg

i hate modern AAA game design

I still say this every single time