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This November, it's super simple. Vote or get fucked!* *Not intended for the suppressed voters, just the lazy ones #politics #election #vote

Nathan Fielder Quietly Deletes Footage Of Theranos Machine Working Perfectly

MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments ep. 2 is DEATHSPORT and it'll be available for purchase tomorrow, Friday Oct. 23! IF you're a Kickstarter backer, you (hopefully) just got it. Check your mail! Hope you enjoy.

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It's the only play he can make really. Ignoring it is out, it's just proliferated too thoroughly. So make it relatable with an air of self depreciation as tho you are among friends and move on to the "important stuff". Stuff like comparing the country to the fucking Titanic. 🤣

I bet he took out 2 Russian data centers all by himself. He's Black Opspspspsps. Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦

Let's get to it, chop chop

Obviously no one wanted this abomination of a choice but the important thing to remember is... Epic increased the price of V:Bucks while simultaneously making V-Bucks worth less. Play for the fun, but don't give them money. Bad behavior should not be rewarded. #BoycottFortnite

#Mushroom #NaturePhotography

Something tells me that during the French Revolution, when facing the guillotine, the bourgeoisie would likely have been more than willing to acquiesce to a simple wealth tax. Just saying...

#TommyTepell is a #MAGA -nificent example of an idiot.

I advocate cutting off your parents just for the hell of it. Even if they’re great. Just for love of the game!

There is much to admire in Abdul El-Sayed's response to the GOP plant in his audience. But one of the most deft things he did was to point out (twice) that our Constitution protects our right to follow *no* religion, thereby casting Christian nationalist Tommy as the actual religious extremist.

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Not for nothing, I have never heard Jan Crawford disavow the Muslim Brotherhood, and I just think that is very interesting and rather troubling.

THe 2000s are SO back Sarah Paulson-

No shit. Take me back to THOSE prices.

Makes you wonder if the rest would suddenly grow a backbone and a conscience. Doubtful.

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“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

Thing is, there are so many shades of Christian Nationalism to disavow that we should make every Tommy answer to the point we know exactly where they stand. Do you disavow the KKK? What about the Westboro Baptist Church? Proud Boys? Project 2025? Hey, I'm just asking about dual allegiance...

Texas Republicans: Talarico is gay! Trump at a rally: So I've got this guy's dick in my hand

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SCOOP: 'Tommy' from the now-viral exchange with Abdul El-Sayed is Thomas Teepell, a former staffer for Republican Senator Josh Hawley with close ties to Christian Nationalist Sean Feucht. He's the son of a former Bobby Jindal staffer whose consultant work was instrumental in getting Hawley elected.

We already have flying cars. They're called helicopters. They're really expensive and there are good reasons you have to have a pilot license and work with air traffic control to fly them. Putting jets on a sedan is not going to result in a better vehicle or transportation experience in any way.

🔥 “Answer the question, Tommy — I think you’re the one who needs to read the constitution, not me.” @abdulelsayed.bsky.social skillfully handles a bigoted Islamophobic heckler and exposes him as the true religious zealot in the room.

Bleecker Street, the film distributor overseeing the theatrical release of Alex Gibney's documentary Musk, was informed on Friday that the film's TikTok account was subject to "permanent suspension." tinyurl.com/4yd9997x

You can't blow down our rights We're not afraid of the big bad billionaires! ❌👑 Rallying for voting rights and protecting our vote. Go vote early to lock in your vote! Indivisible Evanston celebrates No Kings-Vote Early day! @indevanston.bsky.social #NoKings

Imagine being a plumber and rescuing a lady from a giant gorilla hurling barrels at you. I bet he thought "This is surely the craziest thing that will ever happen to me."

If anyone has trouble connecting to seeds, add trackers. Found it in a reddit thread and it works.

Make a celebrity sick V.D. Vance

Next, Republicans will be stumping like "Can you believe that Crack Cocaine is an eligible SNAP product?!?! And my opponent supports mothers putting it in their baby formula!"

White House Taps Mean Teen In Zara Fitting Room As New Press Secretary theonion.com/white-house-...

It's cool that we have an actual case of a good guy with a gun, but the shooter shouldn't have been able to get a long gun or enter an elementary school. WTF is wrong with this country?

Remember when Dan Quayle misspelled "potato", and everyone was like "that's a good enough reason for him not to be president"? We should be like that again.

“First single you bought with your own money. No lying!" The Decline - NOFX

We think you've been very unfair to Katie Zacharia and just for that we're replacing her with someone even BLONDER, STUPIDER, and more RACIST. Oh and she's an even bigger FRAUD too ("nuclear physicist" and "Olympic ski jump gold medalist"). So fuck you!

All I'm saying is that when this is all over, #ICE agents are gonna be ghosting themselves as much as possible. We need an Aldo the Apache. And ice cubes are as easy to carve as swastikas...