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The party has to cover for Dear Leader's insatiable lust for men.

Because "the ass" is already talking.

... Deluded rubes...

".. Peter wouldn't appreciate it."

But he will talk about John Husted’s couch

Trump is to Husted as Vance is to

Unless his ass is on a couch JD is humping, of course

Wasn’t there a pearl clutching moment recently when a D say a swear word in public. They are exhausting & offensive

Whoops ! 😬

" heh heh.... my boss has severe mental issues" chud

You just did you idiot

Talk about the Epstein files, gas prices, inflation, the bribe plane, or the rim job your administration did on Putin then

He’s not funny. Pathetic and embarrassing.

He thinks he’s adorable and clever. Keep talking, stupid,so the whole world will know ignorant and boring you are, JD.

J.D. Vance wants to lead the Ottoman Empire.

He's so cringy

You just know he thought he cooked with that one!

Jon Husted's ass is off limits. That is for the president.

The people standing behind him have more of a rictus grin than a smile on their faces.

Yeah, but Jon Husted’s sectional?!

“But I would like to say a few words about his magnificent couch.”

That's because you are an ass

Do I look worried?

And that is why YMCA is their theme.

Let’s talk about the couch it sits on, amirite??

Narrator: "He's going to talk about the couch Husted sat on, isn't he?"

But you would be thrilled to describe his penis...

"his ass is like a nice plump cushion on let's say....... a two seater sofa"

he already talked about Melania's ass

Would have loved him say “ sit your ass on that couch” … ;)

He is as funny as a green dick in a pickle jar.

Instead I'll talk about his couch...

JD wants to talk about licking Putin's balls.

JD. Stick to ordering donuts.

Does Vance have a speech writer? A speech writer who hates him?

See guys, it’s not weird at all. It’s a totally normal thing that we can even joke about!

a rorschach test

To be a decent human is to be immediately repulsed by JD Vance.

“Only freaks like Talafreako would talk about Husted’s ass… and also the manliest of manly men, President Trump.”

"In a platonic way. I'm the Vice President, not [Donald Trump]"

We already know, he's a fine corinthian leather with chardonnay type of couch humper!

But you kind of just did

right? how. bloody how.

lol, he knows that everyone is calling Trump a closet pole smoker.

Rated X rally

AS HE JUST DID

If we had a booth where citizens could pay $5 to slap this dipshit across the face we could pay off the national debt

“I only find couches attractive!” 🤡

Point out how gay your gay boss is, gay man. 🙄

Those folks are paid very well to ensure that Dems don’t win.

But let me tell you about his couch, where his ass resides!

Do all his jokes fall flat on his audiences?

JD Vance just amplified Trump’s awkward and unseemly statement about Husted‘s ass. 😵‍💫

Can you imagine being such a toad that you have to get in on this deranged act because your boss has dementia? Can you imagine having negative dignity?

But he will tell you all about Husted’s couch

“I’m more of a couch guy.”

"But man he's a good kisser"

So bad at this.....

He's a riot.

He’s so bad at campaign stumping.. so so bad.

We are witnessing a shit show They're making a mockery of our Democratic system 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Right? Tim Walz said they were weird. Why did we stop that chant? They are fucking weird.

Maybe he'll talk about John Husted's couch.

fuckwits are in charge of our country

Just get a room already

Everyone wants to be a comedian! Problem is they think they are cute and the dumbo Trumpos think everything is funny.

“.. although it does look kinda like a couch cushion, mmmm”.

I love the crowds behind them in these shots - dude mid-left is only there for the money, dude top-left is tweaking hard and the mask slips on the old lady in white at bottom-right when she goes back to her phone/prompts.

You can talk about his cock though

God help us if he becomes president and we have to actually listen to him. Say what you want about Reagan, Dubya, and Trump, but they were always entertaining at least.

He just keeps going there Do Trump and JD both have beards?

Josh Lyman would chew up this entire administration and spit them out.

There are times anymore when current events make me hope I'm having a stroke.

What's the matter, JD? Not CUSHIONY enough for you?

What a bunch of sleazebags.

Instead, Vance will talk about husteds perineum

You just did

What the fuck is wrong with this bunch? I mean really. They are all so fucking out of touch they make me want to vomit!

“Im not gonna talk about Jon Husted’s ass… I’m gonna talk about his couch”

Oh for fucks sake

They actually think this stuff is funny. Huh.

His couch, however...ooh la la

Wow. He's freakin' hilarious, ain't he? Nothing to see, folks. Everything is hunky dory.

That’s because J.D. prefers Sofas over humans

"Please don't forget to tip your bar wait and staff, ladies and Germans..."

Well played! 🤣

😂🤣😂

Oh, I don't hate Liberty Biberty, and I do hate JD because he is just so gross. He's more that cartoon mucus guy.

This is what they got in the home stretch

What about his couch? 👀

Clowns.

The maga cult will swallow whatever their leaders feed to them.

Really brought down the house with that one.

That's because he's a couch man.....

Did he talk about Jon Husted's couch? He talked about it, didn't he?

Look at these MAGA sewer rats. Deplorables.

#LikeClockwork

Waiting for the gong to sound and the hook to pull him off stage.. just dead silence.

He just did. Not only is JD Vance not the brightest bulb in the chandelier, his pilot light has gone out

classy

It looks like Vance has finally said something funny for the first time in his life.

So, he just talked about the dude's ass. Thanks for reminding us Trumpkkkin is a creeper

These are not serious people

He's saving that for his private time with Trump

"I will, however, talk about Jon Husted's living room furniture."

I'm sure it fits nicely on a couch JD.

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GOP is a clown show in every sense of the term. Yucks won’t end the war that have caused global supply chain issues. Yucks won’t reduce the price of gas. Yucks won’t stop the spread of communicable diseases in America. Yucks are not polices.