Scott Kuschmider

TEN players on their current 53-man roster were not yet born when the Browns last won a regular season game in Pittsburgh (Week 5, 2003).

(Browns offices after hitting send on the QB1 announcement) great job team. i feel confident we will have the #1 news story of the day about an NFL sex pest in the Eastern Ohio region. give yourselves a pat on the back (a phone buzzes) hold on .......

Come for the impossible Robin Hood-level shot. Stay for the guy blasting himself in the junk with a confetti cannon.

England's first third place finish since World War II

On the other hand, England-Argentina [Brent Musberger after three fingers of scotch voice] these two have a history

A $3 @mta.info subway fare and some good Q train timing can buy you one hell of a view of the July 4th fireworks and the Brooklyn Bridge light show! Huge shoutout to the train operator for slow rolling over the Manhattan Bridge and the conductor for announcing it.

10 years ago today: the only blockage worth celebrating.

Happy pride month

peaking on acid at 7-11 and a hot dog gets up from the roller and starts yelling at you

Cleveland Cavaliers complete mostly successful Game 1 in Madison Square Garden

Since it's Wienie 500 day, here's last year's race

All primetime games will now be Giants/Cowboys until Iran reopens the strait of hormuz

Finally, something Bruce Pearl and the ayatollah can bond over

when fireworks are legal in the state you’re about to enter

A COASTAL PLAYER COMES OFF THE BENCH AS THE PLAY WAS HAPPENING

CONGRATS, BROWNS!

*reading kid rock’s resume* it says here you “watch lots of crotch”?

doctor operated on my anal glands instead of my adrenal glands because he forgot about dre

what was this guy’s fucking problem

A house is not a home, by Rein Kooyman, 2025, 📸 via @mlbonfox

Today hundreds of thousands of Americans took to the streets to protest Bruce Pearl being 60 minutes away from a national title