Skyl3lazer

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"Custard is the gravy of the pudding world" has there ever been a more British sentence, thank you bakeoff

Huge follow-up reporting to my scoop: The Guardian confirmed America Next—the conservative nonprofit founded by Bobby Jindal that was offering students $ to disrupt El-Sayed events—paid a firm registered to Tommy Teepell’s dad Timmy $250k for “canvassing and influencer marketing” against El-Sayed.

The Superman No Smoking Ad, but I lost the audio track and dubbed it from memory

An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox

Yesterday, Wizards informed us that it doesn’t intend to voluntarily recognize the D&D or Studio X units of our union ahead of a vote. We remain committed to creating a workplace focused on wellness, transparency, and collaboration by winning our coming election.

Rep. Delia C. Ramirez has introduced a bill that would abolish not just ICE, but the DHS altogether, repealing the 2002 law establishing the agency and replacing it with one focused on protecting civil and human rights.

unfortunately being right all the time had never made me happy even once in my entire life

Yearly reminder that the economics "Nobel" isn't a real Nobel prize and economists made it up to give themselves.

DD told me shadow 22 keeps eating his wings of thieve so I asked how many wings of thieve he has and he said he just goes to the FCU endurance and gets a new wing of thieve afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding wings of thieve to shadow 22 and then tasha started crying.

This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...

All prisoners should have the right to vote while in prison

Guy who holds a fair share of the blame for the garbage fire: "we should focus on dumpster reform rather than firefighting"

Made a thing for #TransportFever3 skyl3lazer.github.io/heightmapper...

Do you think Randy Johnson still thinks about the dove?

calling in sick to the kickflip factory and confusing everyone as to whether i'm coming in or not

generally there's a position that is very strange to me, which is that "the military" is an evil group, but individual actors are somehow blameless. we agree that murdering for personal gain is wrong, and that the military does murder, but joining the military for personal gain is somehow fine?

It is too late, I have already depicted myself as the άνθρωπος ίσχυρός and you as the άνθρωπος παρθένος 🫵

Change in Headline

Jesus that's bleak

this simply isn't nice. I HAVE NEVER BEEN A DUMMY. EVER. Check yourself

I don't speak Arabic but I am 100% sure my two barbers were arguing if someone Breya deck needed to get nerfed at their bracket.

Ok then

The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.

ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking

I did well at GCSEs & A-Levels, but flunked out of Uni in first year. I'm pretty smart but turns out I can't bring myself to do work of my own accord - I need a teacher or parent looming over me to make me do it. I'm considering hiring a part-time dominatrix for this reason

New: Macklemore says Robert Kraft — who owns Gillette Stadium, where Macklemore & Ed Sheeran were to perform later this month — called Sheeran. Kraft rallied other owners together behind an ultimatum for Sheeran: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you won't be allowed in our venues.

🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.

Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... "

Happy Bingus day

Guys, I can't stress this enough: We had nothing to do with this. Tucker's team cut this up like this. They are 100% serious. These people really are this stupid.

A lot of people asking me how this isn't the New InfoWars and guess what maybe it is?

You asked, we answered: Now in more colorways!

This is basically a push poll and Zohran still beat it.

Now in Gunmetal Grey!

*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!

feel free to repost everywhere.

if I had presidential aspirations, I would be making clear that anyone who tries to take this sale has another thing coming

You’re telling me slapping Jewish stars on instruments of mass slaughter, insisting that every Jew in the world endorses the mass slaughter, and violently criminalizing speech and expression critical of the mass slaughter will increase antisemitism??? I don’t believe you!!

oh my god she's literally carrying a printer for him

Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/democratic-socialism-myth-vs-fact/