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not the bbc finding a black person they can slap this extremely misleading headline on to imply the exact opposite of the point she is making

can you imagine a more succinct distillation of the UK right now

Yeah, people talk, but there are times when our age gap comes in handy :) like crosswords! I do all the clues about current music, and he does all the ones about what you used to be able to call the Irish

My keen knowledge of statistics tells me these feet are merely suffering from survivorship bias.

clocked by my dentist who with a very thinly veil of innuendo told me I can't suck dick for a few days after my wisdom tooth extraction

i think the gayest thing about me is i listen to pink pony club at least once a day

Don't follow me if you're into ai

An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox

Watching the new season of Shark Tank and they managed to immediately become a parody of itself by having one of the pitches be Ball 2, the sequel to Ball, powered by AI. To really seal the deal, the ball 2's battery is not rechargeable or designed to be replaced.

the major flaw is they're a bit shite

LOUIS THEROUX: (shouting at ceiling) Hi Wallace, it's Louis. Are you coming down? V.O.: I'd been told to expect the unexpected when Wallace came down for breakfast. WALLACE: Be there in a minute! Enjoy the show! LOUIS: (to Gromit) Is this normal?

So, happy 89th anniversary of the day Oswald Mosley tried to sell fascism to Liverpudlians—and someone concussed him with a brick

A name for the ages.

ugh the onus is on me again? that's the worst place for it to be, from my perspective

You have free will. You can make a Kpop style photocard of Willem Dafoe if you want to

italian american guy putting some hotdog water in his mac n cheese to loosen the sauce and make it coat the pasta better just like his nonna (pronounced wrong) taught him

Work Bully: How coms't thou hither? A worm? (New girl blushes and turns away) Bully's Henchman: You pebble! You stone! (Cronies laugh) Me: (bravely standing) Let her alone.

YOU: (wise) rome wasn’t built in a day ME: (wiser) rome was built in italy

porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.

i dont care what hill i die on, ill be dead! let it be a valley or pit for all i care. im serious!

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i reckon this time the difficult decisions will go in favour of the working class and oppressed minorities

ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking

Absolutely slopped out of his mind #deer 🦌

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming https://theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nefarious-plot-to-undergo-years-of-m-1850433563/

In other news, please look at this photo of a 16-year-old Willem Dafoe playing Charlie Brown in a production of You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown.

The Marge Simpson bollard. #WorldBollardAssociation

Reminded of maybe the best joke from the perpetually underrated Happy Endings

50 cent had a song called candy shop but he should have had one called candle shop (fifty scents)

I am grateful to Facebook memories for reminding me that when Betty fell off the perch some people absolutely lost their fucking minds

Music rec for your Monday: In case you haven't been following her career, it's my duty to inform you Rebecca Black is making insane club bangers about voraciously eating pussy now music.youtube.com/watch?v=FEjk...

i don't think the app on my phone thats only thing is telling me when to swap invisalign aligners needs to have a fingerprint/face unlock tbh

Glad I lived long enough to hear Laura Linney say “Sinestro” on TV

omg he actually did it

The author hasn't died but you know who has? Dozens of my trans friends and family. Acknowledge the harm you're actually doing instead of waving your children at us like some sort of defence. It's truly fucking pathetic.

ten years later its still the best thing they ever put on tv