Snoot 🐾

my stolen airpods are currently outside of the Palantir office. Peter Thiel stole my AirPods

fun fact: -02 means the compiler builds it twice and picks whichever one it likes better

you can use the CA bug to make your boring smart TV way more interesting

good news! new mitmproxy CA just dropped, but you gotta act quick

to whoever added dark mode to googlesource: I am eternally indebted to you, and forgive you for the abundant 503s throughout the couple weeks

What can you say? This was the definite winner they will never top. Also one of the best things I've seen at any PRGE #PRGE #PRGE2026

its fall so its time to bite a pumpkin

// Vent art Talked to a nicer version of myself and remembered how unhappy she really was

good news! this brand new Pixel 11 Pro, whose box I just unsealed, is eligible for an upgrade to an iPhone 18 Pro

Autumn is here and that means it's time for Degenerate Fat Bear Week 2026! I'm running the betting ring (for charity) this year, see details at: serifs.website/posts/fat_be...

Siri has improved massively, you can say “Remind me to call […] tonight” and it’ll now just call them! perfect for executive dysfunction

polycule 🤝 arbitration agreements disputes are settled by our partners in California

An oil painting titled "Phosphorescent" by contemporary artist Chris Long

he is sitting with me

I need to apologize. This post was completely unfair. In order to coordinate a mob the IPv6 people would have to connect to each other somehow

please leave a message ...📞

Yes, the number of GitHub monthly commits has grown by more than a billion since April. However, to be fair those are all from me attempting to keep my GitHub Actions working.

“Preliminary Root Cause: We identified a subset of the infrastructure entered an unresponsive state […]. Oracle engineers rebooted the affected infrastructure, which […] mitigated the issue.” in other words, y’all have no idea

animals and wind turbines in rural north TX

maybe the strat is to move to the west coast so falling asleep at 3 am is actually midnight

“We describe this tool as Kali Linux but for agentic security” Oh god. Oh god. oh god. Oh god

this Vodka Lemonade is vodka with a literal lemon

commission for @jakobushyena.bsky.social

man what the hell

watching this person write an email, put it into Claude, shove it into Suno(?), listen to it, shake his head, draft more email, rinse/repeat im fascinated by this workflow. does your email having two verses really help you think things through

inspired by a true story!

Went to a British pub and some guy called my Texan accent cute. I will live off this high for a couple days

i'll have to see how i feel

met a very cool person, talked with them for a while about life, and.. then they added me on LinkedIn? Is that what being an adult is?

do you think I could bill Google for the amount of time it takes to clone all of Android

TIL macOS supports up to 30 notification actions

who has a water bottle with both GitHub and Bad Dragon stickers 😰

Furries would rather learn to code than go to therapy

they playing cbat at the furry party

new blogpost!! this one is about that one time i got a fun peek into the internals of reddit's anti-spam systems, and thus could learn a lot about how they deal with spam using spammit, spamurai, and other in-house tooling. have fun <3 lyra.horse/blog/2026/06...

Hey siri, open Bluesky, type 'Told the nuclear medicine specialist I was ready for my radiation sickness microdosing session. She said "who the fuck are you and how did you get into the supply room." I don't think she got the joke' send post

Visit or contact your local Non-Public Network store.

Like I kind of really hate to say this but: if you understand the topic well enough to write a design document you should be able to smash out a 5 page design doc in about 90 minutes and if you can't then that's a skill you can learn

generational trauma ....

hang tight, tiger

how do I ingest events from my Torment Nexus into Prometheus?

IKEA is getting a little too good at modeling apartment spaces

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What I want this Pride month #berensart2026