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Therapist: the thicc disconnect isn't real, it can't hurt you The thicc disconnect:

My late friend's kids are both at the U now, so to be completely honest the highlight for me personally was that both of them were able to meet me for lunch before the game.

In a way, I'm glad my friend Jesse didn't live to see this. It would have broken his heart all over again to see BJs die a second time. kstp.com/kstp-news/to...

This thing gets me every time. Both hilarious and sort of horrifying at the same time.

Met my parents for dinner, then over to a friend's house for a movie. A wonderful night to ride home. #bikesky

STONE PHO STEVE AUSTIN

Got out for a warm autumn afternoon ride today. I crossed at the bridge I usually forget has a bicycle stairway, which is apparently exactly as wide as a Schwalbe Big Ben 55-559. #bikesky

Broke: High Functioning. Woke: High, Functioning.

Our poor dog sitter had to cancel with us for an emergency. Instead of a campfire in the peaceful woods, it's in the backyard pacing, listening to the highway and the railyard. We'd probably already be in the tent reading, but now we're worrying about her dog, Stumpy. Good vibes for my buddy.

found an NYC Teamster whose tiktoks are just skate tricks he dedicates to other unions.

called it baby

Kimberly Guilfoyle didn't kill herself.

cigs garden

Went on an impromptu bicycle date with my wife tonight. We rode everywhere for the first few years we were together, and it's awesome to get back at it. #bikesky

This is fucking weird. If this is your car, you're a fucking weirdo.

Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan

I met a buddy for dinner at the pool hall around the corner. The owner brings his wiener dog, who has his own little platform he accesses via a ramp behind the jukebox. 10/10 experience. #bikesky

This has got to be from the winter of 2008-9. The next year I had a different winter bike. I think I was riding 6 miles each way to work back then, but I was younger and in better shape. It wasn't ideal for winter riding, but I remember having fun anyway. #bikesky

Did the Lowry and Camden bridges loop to get out for a few minutes before the rain started. #bikesky

The display case at the diner is looking a little crowded these days

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This hallway at the bank down the street is pretty much how I remember the 1980s looking.

I took a quick spin around Columbia Park after work, a little faster than last time, but in personal news I found my saddle bag that I was certain had been destroyed. #bikesky

1990s draw distance ass weather

Went to see a movie set in 2006 in the neighborhood where I lived in 2006.

I rode my bike to a friend's house, in the rain, both of which for the first time in years. Riding home after dark, and for a few moments it felt like the ride home from work in 2009, arguably probably one of the highlights of that year for me. #bikesky

Got out in Northeast today, perfect day for a ride. #bikesky

Despite finding my rear tire flat, I found a spare tube in my tool box and got a short ride in before dinner. #bikesky

Me: * orders our food fluently in Italian to impress my date * McDonalds drive-through employee: “What mate?”

Had an impromptu ice cream date at Micholandia in Hilltop. #bikesky

a lotta yall still dont get it ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape so if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces

Cinema.

Out and about along the Mississippi River #bikesky

some chud interviewing for patel’s FBI: “if anything the goat fucked *me*”

McCarthyism by and for strip mall handjob recipients.

Revolutionary for a Bad and Evil Cause

Classic Frey governance. Only his top cheerleaders despite touting “multiple perspectives,“ zero representation from the 44% who didn’t vote for him, even tho they are policed as much if not more heavily. Zero-sum is how he wins, but why his governance falters. www.minneapolismn.gov/news/2026/se...

The United States of America will introduce economic sanctions against the United States of America until the government's demands are met.

Jamming these all into my Switch 2 dock as hard as I can, just to feel something

Man being an "AI Safety" person seems like a great con if you can get in on it. Getting paid to write posts with a fucking flashlight under your chin saying "ooh computers could be scary in the future maybe possibly"

nope, not gonna do another 30 years of this country's dumbest fuck politicians crudely aping trump like i had to put up with them aping reagan through high school and college. hitting the ejector seat, no thank you

Road to the Camden Bridge with my wife last night, then around the neighborhood early this morning. #bikesky