evan 🐦

evan 🐦

@squimmage.bsky.social

average star wars enjoyer

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hayt is great because it's like what if biggs darklighter came back to life in return of the jedi then kept coming back in every star wars story for the next 20,000 years

Empire Magazine@empiremagazine.bsky.social

EXCLUSIVE 🔪 Jason Momoa returns to “unleash hell” in Dune: Part Three – despite Duncan Idaho’s death in the first film. “It was nerve-wracking,” he tells Empire of playing the ‘ghola’ Hayt in Denis Villeneuve’s finale. READ MORE: www.empireonline.com/movies...

i ☝️ hope cassian is in it

Tom@darthinternous.bsky.social

Have you ever been to Yavin? Want a little preview of where #FromtheAshes - the finale to the #StarWars #ReignoftheEmpire trilogy is headed? Coming Aug 10 2027 by @franwilde.bsky.social (didn't quite work out to have this revealed at NYCC)

this is the only way they can think of to sell tickets to the ringo one

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net

Sony is considering releasing all 4 ‘BEATLES’ biopics on the same day in April 2028. Another idea being considered is offering a 4-pack of tickets to encourage fans to buy tickets to all 4 films at once. (Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)

what the crooked media don't tell you is that the original bear's name was Winnipeg Shit, which meant something different back in those days

Bluesky@bsky.app

Happy 100th birthday, Winnie-the-Pooh! Did you know that Winnie was based on a real Canadian-British bear—and that his full name was WINNIPEG?

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Here is the imdb profile shot of Richard Summers-Calvert, the Biddy Blas voice actor

it’s ben@yotsuben.bsky.social

you know, the voice actor for Biddy Blas has gotta be having the time of their life lmao

THIS really feels like new era stuff, plus a new visual *dictionary* (notably, not a visual guide -- this will be the first visual dictionary since the rise of skywalker)

every time i see the trailer for this in the theatre before a movie i think of that tweet that was like "why would ultron choose to look like this except for the fact that his voice actor looks like this"

can't justify dropping 60 republic dataries on galactic racer this month but it's always warm and fuzzy to see any star war get rave reviews. the games have been killing it for years now

the clone wars (2008) solo: a star wars story star wars jedi: survivor all cutscenes game movie 4K on youtube a new hope ewoks: the battle for endor starfighter

Tenzigo Screams@lordsoftheseth.bsky.social

livid

current meta characters: peppi bow greef karga royce hemlock axe woves i love it

evan 🐦@squimmage.bsky.social

i love star wars card games & their communities because mechanics are usually separate from lore so you have mfs on reddit who are like "yeah this will go perfectly with my luthen turgle mill deck", "nubs has amazing synergy with the grand inquisitor", "axe woves has been banned because he's too op"

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Kinda fucked up that “Star Wars Zero Company” doesn’t have a colon but “Star Wars: Galactic Racer” does. I won’t even get into “Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order”

as i cook my microwave popcorn (using the loosest definition 'cook' here) i can't help but think how absolutely insane it is that this stuff exists. you could build an entire creation myth around the idea that the earth emerged from a popcorn kernel. and now we eat it while watching star wars

peak adulthood is buying a new thing and then being excited to use it. new cereal bowl, new toothbrush, new bedsheets. me? new shower mat 😎

one of these but it's grogu

Sukrit "Act" Tan@actsukrit.bsky.social

This matcha bowl is in on r/tea today, and I am continually delighted by how stupid this is every time I scroll pass. I therefore inflict it upon you so you to can experience it/receive psychic damage as I have reddit.com/r/tea/commen...

i love youtube because what do you mean i can search for critical role campaign 4 with a view to seeing if it's something i'd be interested in Getting Into and the second result is a furry telling me why it's bad (this is why it pays to be negative on the internet by the way)

george lucas watching a time to kill, schindler's list, the professional, and trainspotting: incredible. i need these people to be in my movie. i need to see them interacting with Him... with Jar Jar Binks

evan 🐦@squimmage.bsky.social

every online chud with a youtube channel and an audience turning into a chronicles of narnia superfan overnight as soon as it's revealed greta gerwig (waaahman) is doing something even remotely unconventional with the source material (she is literally shitting all over their childhood)