EthanAbsolutely

EthanAbsolutely

@srank.city

Ranking fishing games and wasting time getting PlayStation trophies and Retro Achievements. YouTube.com/@SRankProductions He/Him

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these are rookie numbers. my 2 year old is going through 5-6 years of math per month. hes got three graduate degrees. started his own trading firm. sold it. started another. regrets his life. he won't talk to me anymore. took up woodworking. i miss him. what went wrong? will pull 6 month old in soon

Thomas [DARK MODE], DO 🫐@tom.medsky.social

Who's an edgy boi?

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Even if this were viable as a concept (that there's an afterlife; that it allows conversations with others; that enslavers are going the same place as you), who cares? Oh, are you mad at me, Ben Franklin? Tough shit.

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i think with the success of this bug metroid game they should make a sequel to "shadow complex" that is left wing enough to give orson scott card an aneurysm

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Replying to @edzitron.com

Jensen Huang is a piece of shit. Every hyperscaler CEO is too. These scumbags drove the price of everything up so that they could all help Jensen Huang make more money. We did not need him to build all these GPUs. He just wanted to sell them to boost earnings. Ugly.

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Unconscionable to be on “X” at this point. Just a cesspit. Except for banking; I do my banking there & don’t see a problem.

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Replying to @jeffgerstmann.com

Oh shit QUACKITY?????? You're telling me that QUACKITY is bringing the QSMP Awards to TwitchCon?!!?!??! Grabbing my wallet, I'll SEE YOU THERE

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This was the hanging of Marie and Frederick Manning, a married couple who murdered Marie's lover. Dickens later based the character of Hortense in Bleak House on Marie and, unbeknownst to him, witnessed this hanging in the company of a young American writer named Herman Melville.

Robert Saunders@robertsaunders.bsky.social

Public executions were not abolished out of tenderness towards the criminal. They were abolished because of the effect on the people watching, and the dangers of making human death a source of commercial entertainment. Here's Charles Dickens in The Times, after witnessing an execution in 1849.

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Well this is garbage. They're leading the industry down a dark path.

Jason Schreier@jasonschreier.bsky.social

NEW: Epic Games has delayed its upcoming (not yet announced) Star Wars + Marvel shooter as it pivots to complete AI game development. "No more hand-written code," a director told staff. All art "generated with full AI workflows." Full scoop: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

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Hey ModRetro fans, this is where your money goes when you buy a Chromatic or M64.

Joe Cirincione@joecirin.bsky.social

Meet the mega-donor Pete Hegseth just named as the leader of his new automated war initiative, along with mega-donor Elon Musk and Newt Gingruch. Donald Trump Jr. invests in his company. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

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Discussion of new Fallout projects should be a big, exciting thing, even if all the games are years off. But doing it as a "well, we just made deep cuts but these studios can still produce video games, honest!" kind of damage control thing just sucks.

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Replying to @chathamharrison.bsky.social

Trump came to the brink of unleashing horrific destruction on Iran's civilian infrastructure simply because he was tired of being briefed on how we were losing every day, & once he was denied that he checked out even more. It is the most pathetic performance of any world leader in memory

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Listening to MF Doom records and reading Pitchfork reviews from 2003. This review of the Viktor Vaughn album ends with what turned out to be the worst music prediction of all time

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"Gaming has been part of Microsoft from the start. Flight Simulator shipped before Windows, and you can practically ray-trace a line from DirectX in the '90's to the accelerated-compute era we're in today." Boy, Satya... you super didn't write that yourself, did you?

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social

Full emails from Nadella, Spencer, Sharma, and Booty

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What the hell is going on with this latest round of Windows 11 patches? First they say Outlook might not run, then PCs weren't able to be shut off, now they're saying some might not boot at all... they've issued two patches to the patch so far. It's nuts, are they slop coding the OS now, too?

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Wake up. Make breakfast. Do email. Watch a murder. Go to a party for a 5 year old. Laugh with my daughter. See a different angle of that murder. Hear govt officials slander the victim. Play Barbies with my kid. Feed her dinner. Tear up at that victim reading last honors to a vet. Put kid to bed. USA

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“Since you didn’t give me a peace prize I declare war on you” is the ultimate “you called me racist too many times, now I am racist”

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Does anyone have a connection to Ben Affleck? I want him on Better Offline.

Dare Obasanjo@carnage4life.bsky.social

Insights from Ben Affleck on AI: • AI can help write scenes but can't create full movies. • Job loss fears are overblown because adoption of new tech is slow; it's hype for startup valuations. • ChatGPT v5 is ~25% better but costs 4x. • Users actually preferred v4's sycophancy for companionship.

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i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer