Uncle Baño

congress currently ramming through a bipartisan bill to send another trillion dollars of baseballs to tampa

watching the world series

the rays invited centcom to the game? taking whatever the over is because so many balls are gonna get launched all over the place that they completely run out

maybe that was marco's problem no kmarts to sell candy bars in

Not only an incredible talent, but a rare talent who also thought it was funny to just voice random memes every once in a while

Quick question is the NFL good at football

saturday nights at the indianapolis speedrome

when u nut but she keep drawing a clock

same tbqh

My take as a professional is that this is very bad, but also darkly funny

Yes hello I would like to report Carmel, Indiana

i'm going to place my entire computer in a garbage can

CRANK IT, RACE FANS youtu.be/D7Cw5jbrLCY

F E L O N Y

obviously many more important takeaways from the French approach to protest, but much respect to the absolute varsity level Whimsy of throwing a whole ass piano at the cops

gonna fuck around and play over the hill for 100 hours trying to figure out if i like it or not

Short time-lapse of part of this morning’s first pass of ICEYE-X36 (59103) and COSMOS 2612 (68762) over South America under partly cloudy skies.

Somebody find out what kind of hellmouth is about to open

According to current orbital elements, the Russian #KOSMOS 2612 satellite is now within 1-2 km of #ICEYE-X36. Based on current elements, it might come within meters of the latter within a few hours from now. This is an #RPO without consent. (cont.)

Octopus is the easiest thing to cut out of your diet on moral grounds because it’s basically never around, probably has dreams and emotions and tastes like a tire.

we had access to too much money too much equipment and little by little we went insane

happy annual cranberry sprite is available in stores for the next 48 hours or so times to those who celebrate

i need leonardo escorpioni to do well in indycar because god damn what a racer name

bring on nascar fuck these things during the anthem

The last time the Milwaukee Brewers were in the World Series you could get 12 8-track tapes for only a dollar through The Gorman Thomas Tape Club®.

brb gonna go fuck around and create the torment nexus

That’s right defector.com/warhammer-40...

Alex Palou running an NXT test is a thing of beauty. The man has the unique combination of free time, raw talent, genuine interest in helping a development series team, and malice in his heart necessary to embarrass a bunch of funded 16-year-olds on a random weekday in the offseason.

That this bot, which posts random stills and clips from the thousands of hours of VHS transfers on archive.org, landed on *this specific frame* feels like finding the monkey at the typewriter that managed to write Hamlet.