The Friggin Express

The Moon is lonely without the clouds; The stars are so far away; Their light, so long ago

I smoke unfiltered, Because I can’t be Saying shits, I’m spitting bits

JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror https://theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-by-own-reflection-in-mirror/

"I'm so grateful!" I mumble out clumsily as I grate a block of cheddar straight into my mouth

No worries, as a Kid I also wasn't aware of the many wisdoms that were provided by Sailor Moon.

Envision unfucking your shit

Conan the Barbarian has crushed his enemies, seen them driven before him, and heard the lamentations of their women. Here’s why that’s a huge setback for him

one day i'll walk down the aisle to this song

everyone will cry

he's the trash man

Rum ham shaped

Skunks are known to be sassy with their little stompies but ever seen a skunk get sassy when Not being held? GOSH ^///////^

This cameraman was shooting kittens for a documentary, but he never expected one of them to pick him. Original post

Last post for the day Timeline cleanser

Scram, Platner!

NO MORE METAPHORS. WE HAVE ENOUGH METAPHORS.

Trump is watching the Fox News feed of himself watching Fox News

He’s Dethklok!

Minneapolis, damn. The sky, and the reflection on the wet streets. All the neighbors were out front talking & taking pics. I love it. #mnwx

Driving, as well as Life-In-General, you gotta try & stay ahead of the manure truck

Now are you gonna buy a wig or ain’t you?

People be like "I hate graffiti" and yeah sure whatever but every time I pass by this stupid little sketch by a local guy called 'Wormz' it makes me feel happy, sooo??

Don’t talk to me or my son ever again

This massive Gunnera is totally failing in its attempts to be inconspicuous while trying to sneakily move this old Cornish bridge to a new location.

My wife is watching Practical Magic for the first time & over halfway in, their only takeaway is, Fruit Man = Good, Pool Man = Bad Not quite the cottage-core comfort food they thought they were in for We are no longer watching Practical Magic. That whole guy’s deal, is that he was Fruit Man.

“Where female Klingon guards mock & laugh at your unfrightening, single huw-mon penis”

Few things are funnier to me than the way Vision walks in CAPTAIN AMERICA AND THE AVENGERS.

JRR Tolkien wrote The Lord of the Rings as a side project while brainstorming a list of cool names for defense contractors

Perfect cartoon for your Bicycle Day afternoon youtube.com/watch?v=o9Do...

Muppet outtakes

Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad

jd vance negotiating with Iran

That bar is in hell, also the place where all dead presidents go, probably VPs too

INT. OFFICE BREAK ROOM 40 YEAR OLD: Did you catch that new Harry Potter show last night? 45 YEAR OLD: Of course! Oooh I'm so excited for it! 40 YEAR OLD: Ooooghh I hope he does well in his classes. 45 YEAR OLD: I hope we see the child's first kiss with a girl! 40 YEAR OLD: We're normal for watching

So many movies could be improved by adding a scene where Jim Cramer says everything is fine.

“. Don't get dead” In Jim Cramer rule, we're all going to get dead.

Why can’t be Soup, like an ol’ wetass Yuzu Capybara, huh? Fruit Beaver on permanent vacay youtu.be/QQss9QRxRK4?...