StretchArmstrong

StretchArmstrong

@stretcharm1.bsky.social

Data Architect, passionate about data and I love using dbt, duckdb, dagster and PowerBI. Is that weird?

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Left: President Trump insults Norway calling it a sh*thouse country Right: Visit Norway, the tourism board, trolls President Trump, displaying some of their best toilets on their Instagram 😅

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Guillermo Del Toro dropping another one liner that’s exactly how I feel about AI slop, the “punishment” is built in

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We need to be way angrier than we are. I'm all for adopting the framing from the End Times Fascism book, namely that these people - the techbros - are traitors to the human race.

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Announcing DuckDB 2.0.0 LTS “Cinnamon Teal” 🦆 This is the biggest #DuckDB feature release ever, and it's shipping a polished version of the Quack protocol for DuckDB-as-a-server, async I/O, a first-class VARIANT type, agent mode, triggers, an extensible SQL parser and more – read on for details.

duckdb.orgAnnouncing DuckDB 2.0.0 LTS “Cinnamon Teal”The DuckDB team is happy to announce that today we're releasing DuckDB version 2.0.0 LTS, codenamed “Cinnamon Teal” (Spatula cyanoptera). This is our biggest feature release so far, and it ships a pol...

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"No, you hang up first." "No. YOU hang up first." "No, You..." ...

Theo Beastly 👹@theopriestley.net

This is some Black Mirror comedy shit. YouTuber filmed a job interview where two AI avatars did the talking instead of him. At one point, the dude walks out, and the AI keeps going without him. The end is even better - the avatars get stuck in a loop and start saying goodbye to each other forever.

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Someone has just sent me the 14 page, 40 question “self-assessment” form they have been sent to stay on the NHS waiting list they have been on *for five years.* What the fuck. This looks worse than the stupidly named Access to Work (for working people), and that was so insane it made me cry.

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Hearing Human Fly by The Cramps instantly transports me back to the Alternative Discos at Birmingham's Powerhouse - the only place to be on Wednesday nights in the early 80s. This is a playlist of what we danced to... 🦇▶️ open.spotify.com/playlist/1HS...

open.spotify.comThe Powerhouse: Wednesday nightsA selection of records played at The Powerhouse in Hurst Street, Birmingham on Wednesday nights c 1982-84. The weekly alternative night was a coming togther of the tribes - goths, post-punks, rockabil...

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No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads

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Gig #124 The Lovely Eggs tonight. Their only gig of 2026 in the unusual venue of St Marys Parish Church, Stockport

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Around 5% of electricity in the United States is used for data centers — far more than the global average. Around 1.5% of the world’s electricity was used for data centers in 2025. People are often surprised by how low this number is.

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Since becoming president again, Trump has promised: -$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend" -$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend" -$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies -$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms No checks have been issued www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-magi...

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com

Trump: "If the Republicans win the House of Representatives and the United States Senate...I will issue a dividend to every adult citizen in the United States of America for $5,000."

Much of the metadata has been researched and curated manually using API data where available, so there may be the occasional missing or incorrect detail. If you spot anything that looks wrong, please let me know!

Includes all the 50 years with a chart and the 2 all time charts. Almost every track has a link to listen to it, with Spotify and YouTube playlists also available. Everything is searchable, with a wealth of metadata and links to artists, tracks and other sources.

I'm a massive fan of Peel's festive fifty and have been listening for decades. Also collecting and researching this data for a while, and this is my attempt to bring it all together in one place. You can explore by year, artist and track, with charts, statistics and other views of the data

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Quack, quack! A DuckDB v2.0 preview is here! 🦆 In this post, #DuckDB co-creators Mark Raasveldt + @hannes.muehleisen.org preview the headline features of DuckDB v2.0 (expected to land this autumn): • DuckDB as a server • Triggers • async I/O • + more Dive into the deets: duckdb.org/2026/08/17/d...

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Imagine declassifying documents to prove your claims, only for them to do the exact opposite. Everything Trump does is half-assed. You just know this dude cheated his way through school. The best analysis I’ve seen so far. 🧵

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Thank you #norway🇳🇴 you rowed 🚣 your way into our hearts. You showed us what was possible. You have made us yearn for a kinder America. Thank you for sharing your joy and sportsmanship. You have inspired a whole new generation of young athletes. America loves you. ❤️