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Watching the Manningcast on ESPN2 with special guest Ray Lewis. It’s pretty remarkable how long it’s been since he killed a guy in the postseason.

Jerry Jones hasn't been this disappointed since they desegregated his hometown swimming pool

This Houston-Indy matchup is a great game. And I’m rooting against both teams. Really hoping they tie and both get knocked out of the playoffs.

Is it wrong to watch Nigella instead of the Texas game?

As the BCS playoff begins, here’s my hot take- Whenever someone says the refs are favoring one team, they are wrong.

On August 21, 1936, the Atlanta Constitution ran this story about Governor Eugene Talmadge listing Hitler as his favorite author.

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone except the British, who think they are so great just because they have boats.

For the past few days, I’ve been told that calling for a ceasefire makes one antisemitic. Now that Israel has agreed to a ceasefire, is Israel antisemitic?

Tennessee apparently has an actual player named Chas Nimrod. That is also the player name I made up for a joke about Tennessee football.

Every day with this asshole is a law school exam fact pattern from an unmedicated professor with anxiety issues www.forbes.com/sites/alison...

thank god

Jewish activists are staging a sit-in at the Statue of Liberty, calling for a ceasefire in Gaza

before i got banned from this online poker site i used to tell people i was driving the whole time i was playing and they always lost their shit

Since Republicans are obligated to love anything we mock, looking forward to "accountability partners" becoming part of X Premium and for an extra $40 a month you get to partner with Elon himself.

I chronicled decades of bigoted statements by Johnson - @julieingersoll.bsky.social and @sarahposner.bsky.social kindly provided context to the framework that guides his politics and has been missed by most mainstream media outlets: dominion theology. religiondispatches.org/mike-johnson...

Very strange that the new House Speaker, second in line to the presidency, reports having no checking account and no savings account, owning no stocks and having no retirement account. www.thedailybeast.com/does-new-spe...

Why am I being attacked like this?

“Protesters calling for a cease-fire in the Israel-Hamas war streamed into Grand Central Terminal in midtown Manhattan on Friday, in one of the largest protests the city has seen since the start of the conflict three weeks ago.” www.nytimes.com/2023/10/27/w...

I'll remind you that Mike Pence's solution for mass shootings is the death penalty.

"This was a terrible tragedy, but sometimes these things just happen and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop them."

Stefanik’s “Rally Round the Theocracy” nominating speech is really something.

Jim Jordan should keep holding Speaker votes until he drops down to 177, which is the number of students at Ohio State who accused Dr. Richard Strauss of sexual abuse.

Good morning. Well, it’s Speaker voting day in the House…again.

Kids today don’t even know that Matt Damon’s best film was Rounders.

Sometimes a rally-'round-the-flag effect takes immediate hold and stifles domestic dissent. And sometimes this is Ha'aretz' editorial.

Dumbest penalty I’ve seen in a long while. I like it. But amazingly unnecessary

Watching politics-talkers on MSNBC and CNN opine about how the “moderate Republicans” need to stand up and save the Republic. Have not heard them mention the name of one actual person who is a “moderate Republican.” Until one is named, I am not convinced that such an animal exists.

I’m really enjoying this Giuliani crash-landing way too much.

MADISON, Wis. (AP) — Man with handgun seeking Wisconsin Gov. Tony Evers arrested in state Capitol, posts bail and returns with assault rifle.

GOP learns the hard way: Turning the base up too high blows out your Speaker

you're laughing? an inept politician who ceded most of his power and suffered through 15 mortifying of rounds of voting to become speaker has now been removed as a result of those concessions, and you're laughing?

A good rule for beginners is to not approach a craps table until you can say "Don't come bet" without giggling.

Great news. Our pyrotechnician has been released from the burn unit. Now we're on schedule for our July 4 Fireworks Rocktacular to finally get underway on Tuesday, October 10. Be there!

the most baffling show on television is the Great British Baking Show. every season they find 12 people who are kinder and more charming than anyone I’ve ever met in my entire life and who are also talented bakers. how are they doing this

the antisemitic richest man in the world is quite literally aligning with right wing germans, so yea my ancestral alarm bells are going fucking nuts

The not failing New York Times has written about a plucky little group trying to improve lives through state legislatures www.nytimes.com/2023/09/25/u...