Ian

A bad week for Trump and co?

10 minutes from the end. Selhurst is utterly dead for atmosphere. That's not on Pierre Sage. Selling Guehi and Lacroix and failing to replace them. Also not on Pierre sage. Wasting almost 100m on Johnson, JSL not on Sage. This is on Lacey, Hobbs and Parish. And the first two need to leave. #CPFC

As an amused observer of Manchester United, I can't wait for Jim Ratcliffe's next sage piece of advice on how Britain should be run.

NEWS! Tesla’s new flying car officially named ‘Shitty Shitty Bang Bang’ newsthump.com/2026/10/16/t...

That @monkemma.bsky.social has outdone herself with this one. Superb take down. monkdebunks.substack.com/p/how-do-you...

Reform were entirely honest about having no room for racism...

I would hope this man gets absolutely everything he deserves but I don’t see how we could fit it all in before the heat death of the universe

My latest for the PNG Courier... mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/the-png-co...

He ain't in tune, he's my brother #totp

According to Suella Braverman not one of these ENGLAND players are English. FUCK HER 🖕🖕🏾🖕🏿🖕🏽🖕🏼

The law Andy Burnham wants to change? Drinking at football matches The law he hasn't shown an interest in changing? The one Cooper and Mahmood rolled out and enforce that has seen thousands of non violent protestors being arrested, including the daughter of a Holocaust survivor

🧵 As front-page headlines go, this has to be one of the most misleading I've seen in a long time It's an out-and-out lie But notice the trick they use to get away with it...👀 *They're* not lying - they're just quoting someone else who is👍🏻 In this case, the leader of the opposition🙄 1/33

"Legitimate concerns" Bollocks. #Newsnight

Eva Santina Evans surrounded by cunts #Newsnight

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I want my country back. By that, I mean a country where I would be confident that a thug who livestreamed himself stabbing an RNLI dingy on an active operation would a) Be universally condemned b) Be swiftly arrested, put on trial and if found guilty, face many years in jail. I miss that country.

It's pretty clear that someone who moved their company abroad to avoid tax, then moved abroad to avoid personal tax and then used a charity to give £16m to an elite ski club where his kids where members is someone who expects everything to be given to him and for whom nothing will ever be enough.

Who did this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Morning

Dear Piddington, The mere mention of you seeking Musk's and Trump's help means you can go f*** yourself. [Piddington is a village with a prison full of male criminals. It also has an old MOD site which is proposed to house asylum seekers.]

Fuck all those bastards in shorts and balaclavas. Fuck them with a thorny stick. They're scum. Utter scum. I'm in no doubt that either singly or collectively they could smash my face in, but I am not frightened of them. They are not England. They are not Britain. Tomorrow doesn't belong to them.

There is no such thing as an illegal asylum seeker. If any of us had to flee for our lives international law recognises that we may not be able to get visas overnight or at all, have money, have passports, fly out of a national airport...so we'd have to go however we could.

If you would like to add your voice to tens of thousands of people thanking RNLI volunteers for their work, 38 Degrees have organised this open letter to express public support (at a time when a hateful fringe have been intimidating & abusing RNLI volunteers) act.38degrees.org.uk/act/rnli-tha...

Thank you @gilltav.bsky.social for reminding us all of the Police response in 2021 👇 when some 40 environmental activists of Insulate Britain blocked the Port of Dover: 39 arrests. Compare that to yesterday when 200-400 fascist paramilitaries intimidated Dover town and blocked the Port: 0 arrests.

⭐️ LATEST: Reform UK MP On Future Plans. 👇🏻 Please do watch and share. It’s about Reform, innit. youtu.be/EleqqMevesw

Stop whatever you’re doing & watch this now! Reform’s magic money tree has been bust wide open. Huge kudos to undercover reporters Verbatim via @channel4news.bsky.social youtu.be/aXut3s90rUI?... huge

This scandal goes right to the top of Reform UK. The sleaze now engulfing their Party isn’t going away – it’s getting worse. Farage must urgently prove that his top team haven’t broken the law and secretly plotted to undermine our democracy. www.channel4.com/news/exclusi...

Get on with it #cricket #EngPak

I’m quite bad at my job but I’m not Robert Sanchez bad at my job

If you don't get the A-level grades you wanted, just remember that Richard Tice got an E in his Politics and maths A-Levels and still went on to be an entitled prick who thinks he should be Chancellor.

That was dull #eclipse

⚠️ LATEST: Why Trump Is NOTHING Like Hitler. 👀 Please watch and share this latest report from #BrokenNews youtu.be/z2IdtjKUsX0

Do you want to hazard a guess at what this “jaw-dropping” list of freebies included? What luxuries asylum seekers might be being given “for free” in Thetford? Xboxes? Plasma TVs? iPhones? Ferraris? Let's take a look👀 🧵 1/22

#BBCNews calling a pub in Clacton "one of Farage's regular haunts" No way he's been there more times than he's been to the USA in the last few months

“He was not some genius satirist but a bloviating bully with a taste for bigotry who could always fall back on the excuse that he was ‘only joking’.” @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social’s harsh but fair obituary of former Spectator associate editor Rod Liddle (1960-2026).

Thank goodness Zia Yusuf is an expert on mental illness and high security hospitals, not just an unelected gobshite.

So, after the utter disaster that was the World Cup Final.... Well apart from Spain winning it, can we all agree that America should never host a World Cup again, and 30 minute half time shows be confined to the dustbin of football history?! Infantino needs to GO!

Can't believe Infantino isn't wearing Trump's favourite shoes #WorldCupFinal

Hope we've got a performance related break clause in Tuchel's contract extension.

#Ro, ro, ro your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily Semis are a dream. #EngNor

"It's a cliché to say.." Yeah, but that's not going to stop you, is it Sam? #ENGNOR

On my way, Clacton.