Cy KT | Super Smash Cache

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"bulk discounts" and "impulse buy" usually shouldn't be in the same sentence, but that's what they try to get us to do at Sam's Club, Costco, etc., with their sample tables

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Bergamot Jones

"none of these words are in the bible" man there's a guy who god cursed because he didn't creampie his brother's wife, which is why masturbation is considered a sin. There's consensual cannibalism and m/m foot stuff just in the new testament. I think maybe you just haven't read the bible

If you can't make enough serotonin, store-bought assistance is fine If you can't make enough insulin, store-bought assistance is fine If you can't make enough GLP-1, store-bought assistance is fine If you can't make balanced testosterone, estrogen, progesterone; store-bought assistance is fine

Talk to your doctor, weigh the pros and cons, etc., etc. But it's strange to me seeing the hate towards GLP-1 meds. Hate that the meds are abused. Don't hate the people who can live better when they take meds for an important hormonal pathway.

GLP-1 is a natural hormone. Using GLP-1 receptor agonists TO SUPPLEMENT HORMONAL FUNCTION is a big fucking deal for those who need it!!! People with diabetes, PMOS/PCOS, or endometriosis aren't like, an obscure niche class. These conditions are common!!!!

Still contemplating sharing my legal first name or a variant online INB4 "You should NEVER EVER share your name on the Internet, for safety reasons": Consider that it's different if I ever get a book publishing deal. I'm NOT going to have "Super Smash Cache" as the author name on a book, TF?

"What are you into?" Let's get to the point where I feel a vibe. Then we'll talk. "But you're so sexually open." Not for people who think everything I'm into is transferrable. "But you've written about submission." Not for people who assume I would submit.

Switch doesn’t inherently mean "sub with a bad attitude" or "will submit when assigned." Get that idea out of your head. That's a recurring frustration my switch friends have expressed. It really depends on the vibe with other person. Trust and good vibes are earned. Do not skip negotiation.

See also: when I say "I don't think we're a good fit" and they start to argue with me about it and say they disagree ME BEING ATTRACTED TO THEM IS A REQUIREMENT FOR A GOOD FIT. ARE THEY FUCKING DAFT? Blocked.

I used to wonder why small dogs spin so much but also I realized it's just easier for them to do it fast, kind of like in gymnastics

A selfish reason I would prefer to have a small dog: my hand can cover more relative belly rub surface area

Assigning a role to me and assuming what I'd like early on kills the vibe so fast. Because at that point, these people aren't seeing me. They're seeing an archetype that they've projected onto me. IDFW lazy assumptions. 🥱🙄👋 (Or, for that matter, stereotypes of Asian women. There, I said it.)

"A bar has the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason" isn't actually true 🤭 "Any reason" includes someone being belligerent, already too drunk, not having a shirt on, etc It doesn't include using ID checks as grounds to profile, harass, or treat unequally a member of a protected class 🖕

There are places where "bars can refuse service to anyone for any reason" and made-up rules aren't going to hold up Examples: a civil rights case or a report to the liquor control commission 🤗🤗🤗 💅✨

The misconceptions about bra sizing are so uncomfortable Measuring my leaning bust (35") and underbust (28"), that would be 28+7, so 28E/F (A means +1, B means +2, C means +3, and so on)

"But you're so flat. You don't need a bra, so why are you talking about bra sizing?" Because even for small-breasted ladies, cleavage is possible IF YOU FIND THE RIGHT FIT PUSH-UP BRA Also, it's possible for small breasts to have cup borders dig in to spill over the top/"quadraboob" JUST SAYING

Tl;dr if you think you're an A-cup and can't have cleavage, there's a good chance you're wrong True A-cups, as in +1 difference between underbust and bust, are actually quite rare Many "32A"s are actually some other size, like 26D or 28C

The misconceptions about bra sizing are so uncomfortable Measuring my leaning bust (35") and underbust (28"), that would be 28+7, so 28E/F (A means +1, B means +2, C means +3, and so on)

Colloquially, we have this idea that A is small and DD is big But all the letter means is the difference between the underbust and bust measurements A small-breasted 28E/F would still best fit with the band and wires to accommodate 28+7 A 32A could technically cover them but move around a lot

DD-cups CAN be small on a small band It's kind of like how, with a paper towel roll, it takes more sheets added to the outer layers to notice a difference if there's already a lot

The misconceptions about bra sizing are so uncomfortable Measuring my leaning bust (35") and underbust (28"), that would be 28+7, so 28E/F (A means +1, B means +2, C means +3, and so on)

Oh, but we used to add 4 inches to the band because OLD old bea bands used to be rigid and not stretch! Okay, so 28+4=32, then 32+3=35, so that's 32B/C A 32C cup is roughly like a 30D or 34B, before y'all shriek that there's no way I could be anything but an A or AA-cup Band size matters

My parents almost named me Vicky. In a not-too-distant alternate universe, my blog would literally be Victoria's secret.

Tbh I just don't enjoy the effects of alcohol Being drunk feels your needs get louder and whinier, but you're less capable of doing something about it

"How do you stay friends with guys without sexual or romantic tension?" Short answer: some guy friends, I've known for so long, it's like I'm chatting with a brother or cousin Long answer: it's that and a combination of things

I also hardly ever drink or smoke I don't share beds with them unless there's substantial space in between We may openly talk about dates with other people I'm mindful of levels of closeness — some guys are more used to deep emotional conversations than others Sometimes, we're in queer community

Yeah, I'd agree that guys and gals being CLOSE ONE-ON-ONE friends is REALLY hard There are many factors involved; I wouldn't leave it at "JUST DON'T ___" Sometimes, feelings do get hurt, or things do escalate But not every plot development turns into "either we get married or we never talk again"

🥺🥺🥺 I wasn't expecting a book full of dude locker room humor to also be inner child healing in the form of a tiara-wearing, missile-shooting, talking cat's monologue about abandonment... (Haven't read that far yet. Saw the spoiler on IG.)

Just saw comments saying, "There's no such thing as ethical non-monogamy. It's rebranded fuck boys." You know what? I'm going text chat my polyamorous best friend and then meet up with some other friends in an open relationship — and go touch grass. Worry about yourself.✌️

I agree w people who say: The conditions where non-monogamy can be ethical are rare and incredibly difficult Most men haven't done the work to decondition their patriarchal beliefs Polyamory isn't for everyone, and you get to dump someone who tries to push it on you Yes, AND ENM is very possible

Also, something I've seen happen over and over in others' open relationships is the woman getting way more lovin' So I find the stance that "polyamory is for men and harmful to women" an incredibly strange generalization We've already seen what happens when entitled men open up relationships 🥱

Here's what I was told about my university SA that I hope more people hear: You didn't do anything wrong; you brought something to the university's attention Ofc do it for you, but also do it to leave a paper trail for future reporters Keep going to therapy like you'd keep going to the gym

Low-key feeling like I could eat a wheel of brie by myself rn

Thinking about that time I ordered a pizza w anchovies, olives, mushrooms, spinach It was made as requested except it had ONE piece of pineapple, as if the cook thought, "It's every hated ingredient, right? ... Oh, wait." He also had the server ask whether I ever order that with pineapple

Aside from "live and let live," I think pineapple pizza is about knowing the rules so you break them with intention Pineapple chunks on thin crust pizza would be a moisture mess Pineapple chutney or reduction drizzle makes sense on a pizza with sun-dried tomato and basil

Taste-wise, to me, it's like cranberry sauce on chicken???? Sweet and savory can belong together but you're also balancing the acidity and intensity

🫠 🫠 When you're horny, hungry, and tired at the same time So you masturbate first Which adds being dehydrated and thirsty on top of the other basic needs

I am so grateful for the right to openly talk about dildos I have been two days without a dildo and I am once again seeing why penetrative toys border on a need, not a want for me I won't die if I don't have something phallic inside me but my quality of life would be limited

Today I learned that "classic length" hair is the actual proper term for bootyhole touching hazard length hair (Or more precisely, when your head hair reaches the line where your butt cheek meets your leg) ((I don't know what the genetic potential of my hair length is but will give it ~3 years))

(((As in my hair is already almost "classic length" but idk the limit for how long my hair can get. We'll find out if the limit is mid-thigh length or knee-length. I'm not planning to go beyond that, but we'll see)))

I have seen "normal" hair people lamenting long hair's imagined shampoo budget, and I'm just like 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ It varies, but it's not uncommon for people with long hair to: Use shampoo for just the scalp every other day-ish Preen natural oils downward Condition just the ends for easy combing

Am I crazy for thinking that the chiding against the pull-out method is overblown? There's a difference betw "I know when I am in my luteal phase BC I HAVE PMDD. I generally use condoms but withdrawal is within my risk profile" vs "I think withdrawal as a SOLE form of contraception is practical"

Should I have my sex education card revoked for this??? 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ I think risk profiles, individual body awareness, and environmental context are important to acknowledge

Also I have a rich gay older brother who would want me to have a kid for him to adopt I have been yelled at by nurses when I was younger for saying: it's not 100% a life-ruiner if I have a kid when my family HAS BEEN WANTING ME TO BE A SURROGATE Risky health-wise, yes. But I had financial backing

BISEXUALITY VISIBILITY DAY REMINDERS: BISEXUALITY ISN'T JUST ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS IT IS ALSO ABOUT HOW SOMEONE RELATES TO GENDER ROLES AND EXPECTATIONS IT IS ABOUT FLUIDITY IN THEIR WORLD VIEW

A BISEXUAL PERSON IS NOT HALF A GAY PERSON AND HALF A STRAIGHT PERSON BISEXUALITY IS ITS OWN THING WITH ITS OWN COMMON SET OF CHALLENGES A BI WOMAN WHO RESONATES WITH TRANS MEN, BI MEN, AND NONBINARY PEOPLE ISN'T "LESS QUEER" THAN A LESBIAN IT'S JUST A DIFFERENT KIND OF QUEERNESS, AND THAT'S FINE

BI PEOPLE NOT ONLY DESERVE QUEER JOY AND COMMUNITY IT'S ALSO SO IMPORTANT FOR SOMEONE'S HEALTH IF THEY CAN FIND IT THE EFFECTS OF MINORITY STRESS ON THE BODY ARE SO REAL TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF AND YOUR COMMUNITY, BC YOU DESERVE IT

IF YOU FIND YOURSELF WONDERING WHETHER YOU "COUNT" AS A BI WOMAN OR "REALLY" QUEER, ASK YOURSELF: WOULD A BI MAN BE HELD TO THAT HIGH OF A "STANDARD" TO "PROVE" HIS QUEERNESS? WOULD A MAN WHO LIKES MEN AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE WOMEN BE PAINTED AS "ACTUALLY STRAIGHT"? SPOILER: NO, PROBABLY NOT

IT'S ACTUALLY COMMON FOR BI WOMEN TO FEEL MISUNDERSTOOD, UNSUPPORTED MEN MAY FETISHIZE THEM OR BE CONFUSED BC GENDERED EXPECTATIONS AFFECT BI WOMEN DIFFERENTLY THAN STRAIGHT WOMEN STRAIGHT WOMEN MIGHT FIND BI WOMEN UNRELATABLE LESBIANS CAN HAVE INTERNALIZED BIPHOBIA (VIEWING BI WOMEN AS TRAITORS)

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Kate Sloan (she/her)

@katesloan.com

22 Sept

was reading up on that John Waters quote where he famously said you shouldn’t fuck people who don’t own books, and learned he apparently has ANOTHER banger quote about books:

22 Sept

"Being bigger means I'm harder to kidnap than those skinny bitches" Being both strong and skinny means it's easier for me to pull myself up to save my own life It's almost like... Different bodies adapted under different selection pressures and conditioning for different pros and cons