sychoshadows.bsky.social

I legit forget this app exists.

Morning.

🙂

haha yeah babe i’m so spontaneous [combusts]

I need so many things to stop happening in so many places all at the same time.

Good things happened. Shocking turn of events.

I hate when the president spawns in on the roof and breaks all his pathfinding

Superman was awesome in 4DX tho.

So yeah put up that go fund me and in 24 hours we found a fake one that made more money then us at the time. This world is gross.

Idk if I even have anyone on here but gofund.me/7d7ca459

can't believe it's finally happening

I cannot wait for @rickyftw.bsky.social and @eliotetc.bsky.social to talk about this on their show. Those fellas were hyping up the breakup from day one. I am here for it

i love that the president of the united states and the richest man in the world are privately/publicly beefing with each other on the respective media sites they own. this is warring forum mods with access to the nuclear codes. the most posting president and the worst poster of all time.

On brand.

No scrubs playing on the radio in 2025

Wtf is this. I can’t get a grasp of this site lmao

Would I have sex with a hole in the ground *again*?

new pope! *crowd goes wild* American pope! *crowd boos* woke for an American! *crowd goes wild* bad on protecting abusive priests! *crowd boos* hates JD Vance! *crowd goes wild*

Your password should contain uppercase and lowercase letters, at least one number, and the name of the unknowable entity that preys on unsuspecting travelers who take a wrong turn in bloodywound woods

Mike Waltz has left the chat.

I would like for stupid people to stop making important decisions that affect my life

"What the fuck is wrong with people?" is a thought I shouldn't have to have as often as I do.

Very frequently I think to myself "Man, it must be so fucking fun to be really stupid"

Trump has taken the most powerful country in the world, with the greatest alliances, and the strongest economy, and flushed it down the toilet based on his understanding of politics in 1984 and trade deficits. The greatest self shot to the nut sack in history

Any traders with inside information that Trump was going to walk back his tariffs — some of them, presumably, Trump family members and cronies — just made a fortune. It all feels like chaos until you look more closely at who is winning.

No! No!!

Oh hellooo

Goodnight everyone Jupiter in infrared

A much-needed moment of calm 🐺

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

Panic! at the Entire Situation

As a married man my walk of shame is now the slow trudge back to the car whenever I'm not able to carry all of the shopping bags in one trip.

lol I’m genuinely curious if enough people post this JD Vance meme is future AI won’t know what he really looks like

This app works too well.

Horrifying if literal: blended family.

moose are kaijus

Canadian MP Charlie Angus: He choked. The market started to tank, and suddenly, he said, “Oh, didn’t you guys already have a plan to deal with the border back in December? I love that—I’ll take that.” This is Mr. Art of the Deal.

We are members of Congress at the Treasury Department. We want to be let in to provide oversight on behalf of our constituents. @jasmineforus.bsky.social @sethmagaziner.bsky.social

Let Denmark cook.

And federal health officials can't say anything about it www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...