Lithuanian Skeletor

Charlotte Friends Meeting Transgender Affirming Minute. Y’all—we did it!

Next up: North Carolina General Assembly.

My mother in law tried to come at me in the family group text.

Elms are the unsung heroes of autumn. Unlike those flashy maples

We should prioritize our ages by number of days as a means of settling minor scores.

If you squint, the early! Friday night ACC game is the repackaged Saturday noon JP ACC game of yesteryear (complimentary)

Wisconsin is one of two states I've lived in whose insularity leads to the kind of evolutionary cultural craziness you find in animals in the Galapagos or language in isolated settlements. This is what hath been wrought in the name of sausage

“The board is set, the pieces are moving. We come to it at last, the great battle of our time."

John Brown's raid on Harper's Ferry began on October 16, 1859.

Think about how little your representatives have said or done to defend their colleague Ilhan Omar. Now try to imagine how little they will do when it's our turn.

Austin Trans Girl Baseball practice this evening. The weather was worrying but ended up being beautiful when we got out there. Played catch until it got dark, had a ton of fun. @maybemae.bsky.social

Son home for fall break. Forgot sack of laundry. Incredible stuff.

Let's go, Sam Forstag! That's how you stand up for trans people on the national stage. If congressional candidates in western Montana—one of the most competitive House races in the entire country—can stand up for trans folks in every aspect of our lives, democrats everywhere should take note.

THIS IS MARCH

I live a life of tremendous cornbread.

You best protect ya neck.

"I’m just thinking out loud here, but maybe a political party that has dedicated the last forty years to taking away women’s rights could also give some thought to how to protect girls and women after they’re born?" buff.ly/K3eqEvg

I love living in a country where a politician can sign a law banning the health care I need to live and be greeted as a hero of comity and good sense

[extreme Steve Miller band voice]

Bet on yourself gang.

Sometimes the secret of life confronts you unexpectedly in the wild.

whenever i hear some variation on "but what if trump does X or Y or Z" i think of this ulysses s. grant remark to a subordinate during the wilderness campaign.

Wife asked me to try chickpea cereal . Can this marriage last?

Never believe vampires.

I’ve experienced a lot of NC State schadenfreude over the years but that’s the most state thing I’ve ever seen.

“Even as a junior high schooler, I perceived the world as the middle aged racist you now see before you.”

I am again imploring democrats to get right with god or suffer the consequences.

Good to see Run the Jewels back in the studio.

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

I’m a Texan trans kid who almost died because of Ken Paxton. The world should know what he’s done. This was very difficult for me to write, but given what's at stake, I cannot bear to stay silent about what I went through at Paxton's hands. He must not be rewarded for what he's done to trans kids.

Here's a better look at the Basketball Of All Genders I'll have for sale on all of my tour stops. Designed by Mattie Lubchansky. Printed by Radix Media. A dollar from each sticker will go to the Trevor Project to provide counseling and suicide prevention for LGBTQ+ youth!

[casually ladles carnitas broth into coffee cup] [ raises cup to spouse] It’s the holidays. .[drinks both]

The B1G Directed by THE DUFFER BROTHERS

Get right with god or get left behind.

The confederates were soundly defeated by General Mills

Never doubted this team.

Lotta people understandably excited about the start of college football but what if you replaced “excitement” with “grim anticipation of going into the morgue to identify a body”? Anyway, Heels play at noon🫡

15 years old, clean blood panels and ready for cake.