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Please take no offense to what I say I'm very stupid

I will continue shitting in American mouths until Greenland annexation support is at an appropriate level globally

Reading your posts in a cockney accent You sound so stupid

Saw a kangaroo and her joey. Was good. Would recommend.

Share your random thoughts on Internet you will yes

Ladies and gents It's Tuesday

I have just been LIED to. I bought a dozen mandarin oranges, and these are for sure tangerines. WTF. Is nothing sacred?!

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

How I Met Your Mother is Friends for millennials

Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.

I'm pro-choice because I believe women should be able to choose which starter Pokémon they can use.

Keep listening to your ai god, the golden times are just around the corner!

Trying to think of the best unsolicited opinion to share

Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.

This gonna be fun... Everybody get your black hats on

thinking of her today

extremely funny for the paw patrol balloon to be the firefighter dog instead of the cop dog. ACAB includes paw patrol

Hey girl hey

That's MR! Olive Lovehandle to you

Another morning trying to drink coffee and scroll...

Who gives better head? Donald Trump or Taylor Swift?

You ever heard of "dummymandering?" The GOP might be about to find out what that means. youtube.com/shorts/Zz5cE...

It's time for giving

i don't think ollie pop can count

My back hurts like a lot it probably shouldn't hurt this much right

It's frothy

AI and the Trump regime will take us far

Under pressure from the White House, college administrators are cracking down hard on the latest dangerous fad sweeping campuses called “learning.”

my weight loss plan is vomiting if I even glance at the news

“hello sharks: stagnant pond water gets a bad rap, but most people don’t realize drinking it can lead to tremendous weight loss…”

Sorry I'm late. My son made me sit criss-cross applesauce, and it took 13 minutes of physical therapy to walk again

If anyone ever takes a picture of me playing golf at my request just shoot me That's not me anymore

omfg we've done this a hundred times over and now it's a problem??