Superintendent Chalmers, PhD

Your name might be good… But it’s not founding member of ABBA Anni-Frid Lyngstad’s late husband Heinrich Ruzzo Prinz Reuss von Plauen good.

Guillermo Del Toro dropping another one liner that’s exactly how I feel about AI slop, the “punishment” is built in

Gamera should guest host an episode of SNL.

You think I could bet on the life expectancy of the Polymarket CEO on Kalshi?

I was going to do chores this weekend but now I’m thinking I build a trebuchet to launch this fuck into the sun.

Encourage children to bully the rich.

Fucking hell. The answers gonna be dogs. Meaning of life? Dogs. Reason for the season? Dogs. Who shot Mr. Burns?! Well that was Maggie, BUT IT COULD HAVE BEEN DOGS!

Removing AI from your feed with 4 of my illustrations✨

This is actually hilarious 😂 🤣 The man makes some valid points, tho Shark, at home just minding its business, then here comes this stranger

Once again over the moon swoon for @sunandhon.com! I knew I won the lotto when she married me. Becoming parents with her is the greatest gift I could ever receive. I have so much to do. I’m SO FUCKING EXCITED!!!

A definite sign of ageing is that you cannot impress me with "over 20 years" anymore. Am I expected to think this sauce is ancient, because it's as old as Nelly Furtado's Maneater?

If you’ve ever felt the need to complain to a woman about nice guys finishing last - don’t worry, you are not one.

Got a new shift knob, went for a night drive. Playing Jimmy Eat World’s album “Clarity” front to back. For a few minutes in the twists I forgot all the stress. Over the crests, with the soundtrack of my youth I felt weightless.

Do a kickflip!

Q gave Picard the blues for years. Showed up on Deep Space Nine and immediately caught the fade from Sisko. Happy birthday, Mr. Brooks.

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There has been a recent rash of "baby's in his find out era". 🤣🤣🤣

This is my new favorite thing.

Hey! My friend and Super Art Fight member Red Erin/Quickdraw Clementine designed this game and it's now up on Kickstarter! www.kickstarter.com/projects/lun...

Not being thick is the new thicc…

getting vaccines on the same day as my dog so our autism develops together

This is the most masculine video on the internet right now

📌“He was quickly over run and the elephants trampled him into the earth and all that we found was basically a very large blood stain around the clothing he was in.” Good news is hard to find these days, friends. Enjoy!

I Just Had A Massive Sensory Memory Come Raging Back https://blast-o-rama.com/2026/09/17/i-just-had-a-massive-sensory-memory-come-raging-back/

If you want to, you should. Even with everything.

Find someone who loves you as much as I loved this burrito.

New Wyatt Russell sticker just dropped! Also, I’ll take two.

Just got a @jamienoguchi.bsky.social care package of my favorite murder chicken GIGAN!

4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets

The car is from Jersey. It’s small, wide faced, loud, never fast, but always fun. I shall name it Danny DeVito.

Picked up my mid life crisis car today. It needs a name.

Would read

Nice to know The Ginger and Boots can find work…

Early morning gym and Harbor Freight run. Legit excited about the cleaning products I got. Old man is old.

Indeed we are, and the names are accurate.