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(to the tune of herewe herewe herewe fuckin go) SACA SACA SACABAMBASPIS

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

Nobody even cares if it contains Gingko Biloba any more do they #burnhamsbritain

"Good legs"

1. She's right, politics IS life. Whether you like it or not. 2. End Times Pop Dungeon is a fuckin great concept 3. Charlotte Church is a legend 4. I love how every time I read subs by a Welsh person I hear it in my head in a Welsh accent

Me when I've been on the rum

Fuck yes

Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.

Me when I've just finished a shift in the kitchen, only have 90 mins before my train and the free beer just isn't hitting

Blonde hair blue eyes again is it? Ok let's get hysterical.

Pretty funny that Ed Sheeran seemingly only hired Irish people and yet didn't see this coming.

Woop

If the wind blew all your hair around and your glasses fell down your face at the same time you may be entitled to compensation

Oh to be a tiny bat getting a good bud rub

Slow Jams For Jesus Sassage Factory Colon:Colon Agnatha BRB Orilmas Carls Stealth Milk Hairy Grape Gad Pease Terry Wawa Vitamin Dingus

I see Jason Statham has a new Jason Statham movie out where me plays Jason Statham being Jason Statham

Hot Take: every content creator having high quality mics on their lapel is making the internet insufferable. I do not need to hear the back of your throat, and this ultra clear audio combined with that weird punctuated inflection is the aural equivalent of stones in your shoes.

He didn't need to smoulder like that but 8 year old me was glad he did

you can build a bunker for you and your retainers & you can hoard your power & fame, you can worship nothing but ambition or status and stand by while people you might be able to help--in big ways or small ways--go without. Or you can be Dolly. All these things are choices. She made good ones.

it's like no one wants to push pineapple, shake the tree anymore these days

WHY is the thought of 66 seconds so fuckin funny

If there's one good thing about being middle aged it's filling your elderly mum in on all the hot gossip about your friend she met once 15 years ago but still constantly asks after.

Everyone you know has a skeleton inside them. I feel that this unsettling fact is not given the attention it deserves.

I want kids to be thinkers before they become workers

Icarus did his own research.

Guy in work gave me his credit card to start a tab and his second name was Hole.

Unexpectedly got a shift covered tomorrow so that's me ON HOLIDAAAAAAAYYYY

I'm applying for a job i think i really really want but it's taking hours because this keeps happening

Your da wearing socks with his sliders cos of the fungal nail

I take the point about upsetting loved ones, but has anyone checked to confirm that anyone did indeed love him? Because I’m thinking we may be in the clear in this one.

Rod Liddle is now identifying as a dead bigot

But not for the women. No no. They don't even need full trousers. Just floaty short shorts with a gusset of 0.05mm width.

SORRY THESE ARE LATE I WAS BUSY IGNORING REALITY IN THE HOPE OF EXPERIENCING A BRIEF MOMENT OF HAPPINESS

Just got an OTP of 899990 #authcodeporn

I defy anyone to recreate these in any medium. Icing, clay, fuckin that stupid resin shit from 2020

Don't ever ask me if I've watched something. I have never watched anything. I am not even looking at you right now. My eyes are painted on the backs of my eyelids and I have been asleep this whole time.

To the tune of Living in America 🎶 "Lawrence of Arabia" 🎶 Is this anything

UBI when

The comparison to Boaty McBoatface is flawed cos they didn't give that name to the ship in the end, which is what we voted for.

Studio Ghibli X Kevin Smith Leave me alone i am drunk