TheHeckle

TheHeckle

@theheckle.bsky.social

She/her 3D porn artist #1 Squirrel Girl Simp http://patreon.com/theheckle http://deviantart.com/theheckle01 DM me for commission details or to flirt :3

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all of the numberphile guys have confirmed mathematically that there is nothing an an attractive anthro woman in a black tanktop and camo pants won't fix

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the real reason generative AI sucks is that the people who make the shitty gangster looney tunes/dragon ball z/batmanverse boomer edgy kitsch "motivational" statement photoshops are all out of business now

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sorry i need to publicly be a hater for a second but what do you mean the giant 230k+ signature save mass effect petition is only about the IP and not the devs that were laid off

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#Bonktober2026 #Bionicle Day 25 - Duty Brutaka, who turned away from his duty, returned to it with the help of Axonn (and excessive amounts of antidermis), who in turn never wavered (except in the end when he tried to destroy the universe with Helryx and Miserix). Brutal.

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its insane how not many people are talking about how republicans with the help of several moderate democrats are building out the largest abusive medical conversion therapy operation in modern american history

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Darwin, crouching quietly in a sewer tunnel frantically writing in his field journal: They appear adolescent in age, primarily feeding on overtly branded pizza. Seem to be in a symbiotic relationship with a capybara, no, a giant rat. Their individual weaponry suggests some form of fighting expertise

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Congrats to Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, the Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan

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Replying to @roryblank.bsky.social

a right winger called me a pedophile a few months ago for replying to a people saying GTA 6 had "gone woke" by pointing out that V has a mission where Trevor gets a lecture about immigration from a Mexican dude and is then inspired to go kill volunteer boarder patrol dudes

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Replying to @roryblank.bsky.social

one of their senate candidates is running an ad suggesting that a woman lied about being molested as a child, in this dude's state even, another senate candidate let a child molester who he's friends with out of jail after a couple days and didn't make him sign the sex offender registry,

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Replying to @roryblank.bsky.social

It's okay to call a drag queen existing a pedophile. It's not okay to point out the president was friends with a notorious pedophile, the vice president is a flunky of one of that pedophile's close friends, their top donor, the wealthiest man in the world wanted to be friends with that pedophile,