Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐

This is not the time, Horse

Turning paperwork into something computers could do broke the social contract, and we can just passively maintain systems that would have been understood as occupation to your great grandfather

We tried "everyone is entitled to an opinion" for three straight decades and all we have to show for it is four thousand cases of measles and a death cult running the government. It's time for people who don't know what they're talking about to shut the fuck up.

[Grudgingly feeds a quarter to the "Misread @trans.bsky.social's display name as Sega Deviant" jar again]

call her remote code execution the way a single text from her has me doing things i shouldnt

The Thin Red Line. Incidentally, also my answer to xkcd's "can a movie be so good, it's bad?". Every facet of the movie is genuine masterpiece material, but it's a miserable goddamn flick to watch. Also suffers from being the *other* big-budget, star-studded WWII blockbuster of 1998.

Truck Nutz, but as a position in a diversified portfolio: Investicles

Video games has decided to discontinue its once leading product, the video game

The thing you should know about computers is that they’re bad.

PHP: Hort Peanusprocessor

s/hammers/pinecones/g

What if we took Skyrizi while being allergic to Skyrizi 🥺 👉👈

My "my opponent's non-custodial parent says she's lying about being molested as a child causing me to lose custody" endorsement has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my endorsement

TV and not movie, but the best showbiz story of all time is production shutting down for the day because Mr Belvedere sat on his own balls and ‘pulverized them’.

"average American drinks 2 alcoholic drinks per week" factoid actualy just statistical error. Alcohol Georg, who lives in Milwaukee and drinks 90 beers each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Get Him To The Greek for Tax Purposes

Coming To America. Zamunda would be added to the countries restricted from entry under EO 14161.

Private Security Contractors Are The Vanguard of Neo-Colonialism In The Sahel, Charlie Brown

1st grade, about age 7. One recess period, I began just walking around the beams bounding the playground reading field guides to North American fish, and was reprimanded for reading it.

Not enough credit due to Jazz Jackrabbit which, over a decade before Shadow The Hedgehog, dared to answer the question "what if Sonic had a gun?"

Oh my god

The Final Frontier 2 Turbo.

It's at least a little funny that William Blake's body of work is "slavery bad, Enlightenment and cats good" and he's treated like the Western Canon Salman Rushdie

this is the ultimate end point of capitalism, ai will completely atomize everyone and there will be zero shared experiences. there will be no culture, only pure consumption. this must be resisted

Senate internals must be concerning for Flanagan if she's trotting out the endorsement of arguably the most reviled Democrat of the 21st century.

"Trump voters voted for $7 diesel and $15 beef. You're smarter than that. Vote Democrat."

Regular reminder that TN employs a 1-drug protocol, consisting of pentobarbitol only. Human formulations ceased production in 2020, and TN won't confirm their current source. Drug efficacy is dosgy because stockpiles are past their shelf life, or are grey-market compounded/veterinary formulations.

every mid-sized suburban town got that one Local Magician

The Sunbelt Suburbs Occupation Government, like all fascist movements, depends heavily on contrived cultural touchstones. Botted streams of pop-country pablum is part of the plan.

Good evening, "Last Ditch" was a 24-month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

"Millennial hiring managers are ableist for screening candidates that bring a coffee to the interview"

Did all that tinpot dictator shit to oust JPow for a lapdog, only for the lapdog to cave to the bond markets anyway, lmao.

I know the comparison is passé, but if Kamala Harris had said this, there'd have been weekly January 6ths in every city

GTA 6 is going to come out and more than one person is going to play it ask "who is this even for?" every Grand Theft Auto game is made for a twenty four year old stoner in, and this is crucial, 2007

Me and my friends would have killed Nathan Cofnas with hammers I can tell you that much