Yoink El Sploink 🍉

I'd like to humbly request to not be fucked not a fan of sex

it's cool that you can send "STOP" to instantly block an automated political fundraising text message so they have to text you from a different number five minutes later

Jacob Geller is a rapist? Oh well fuck me I guess, can’t have anything in hell world now.

Evil fucking clowns

I’m from southern New Jersey

Comm WIP

A New Color (1/5🧵)

Hey so what the fuck

*Kris, Susie, I know it’s hard to comprehend but you HAVE to kill Krailey, now.

i woke up from a dream this morning that there was a new deltarune character named krailey that looked like a weird knockoff ralsei. it just did a peanuts-esque dance in place and it pissed ralsei off like crazy

@gausswerks.bsky.social Is there a model for the Carmine Suit like there is for the MNPD officer or Corvid rebel search tab?

someone on tumblr said it better than i could

I consider it a violation of my personal human rights to have to look at an ad at basically any time

53 years in the fucking making no goddamn way

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Ötzis’ chill so I would gladly eat the 5000 year old Swiss mummy bread

I just beat DS1 and it’s a game. A good game. 8/10. I’m playing DS2 rn and it’s one of the games of all time so far.

“Why doesn’t Batman just fund Gotham welfare programs instead of beating up the poor” Because Gotham has • corpse of an elder god • living elder god • Is built onto a cursed Native burial ground • portal to hell that’s a little open • portal to the afterlife that’s a little open • over 100 gangs

Hi

the thing that's so frustrating about modern isekai is that isekais used to kick so much ass it used to be like, "Hitomi has been transported to Earth's SECRET SECOND MOON where there are beastmen and transforming steampunk robots" and now it's like "what if Wizardry was about fuckslaves"

gravelord nito dark souls

Gerd

this is exactly what horsey game looks like

EMERGENCY UPDATE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exu1...

the only thing government does these days is erase black voters, denounce hasan piker, allow us to be infinitely spied on, and approve of grinding childrens corpses into a paste in the middle east

Blood and bone

I made the mistake of settling for h&r block for my taxes this year and its been the worst experience I've ever had. You probably knew this already but dont fucking choose them jesus christ

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The problem with these people is that they never have it come back at them. even if it did it’d be too little too late.

the problem is that not looking at the giant fireball behind me is one of the few things stopping m from going into the woods and becoming a living Aztec Death Whistle

anything made by @laserboat999 really

god, please, please do it now.

Heard da kids was gettin hungry again.

evil baby shoes

Wasteland Sea #wasteland #ocean #illustration #pencils #crayola #TheLongNight #DwarfFortress

keep an eye out for 'quantum computing'.... they are gonna try to pivot to whatever the fuck that is when gen ai reaches the point of undeniable collapse... i prophesy this

god please keep twitter down for at least a week

crucifixion quick time event

what if we just widened it. remove this part with nukes. real shit.

I got these words: Sloppy, Laughable, Moribund, and Mid.

cannot stop testing my markers on kindness luigi it seems

Helldivers 2, Disco Elysium, and Terraria in that order.

NJ wins by a landslide

they should invent a soda you can drink all day without any health drawbacks